Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for January 20, 2021

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    Kiba65  almost 4 years ago

    That is how it works..

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    allen@home  almost 4 years ago

    www.arcamax.com/thefunnies/mothergooseandgrimm/

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    stillfickled Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Is that his phone?

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    ajmsdca  almost 4 years ago

    That is what organized religion does, what it wants – your money, your obedience. At best it is poor psychology and maybe education of a sort, at worst it is a con

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    Ontman  almost 4 years ago

    Good one Mr. Collins.

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    P51Strega  almost 4 years ago

    That is great!

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    Pickled Pete  almost 4 years ago

    The helping hand to the tithe.

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    PoodleGroomer  almost 4 years ago

    10% and your firstborn son

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 4 years ago

    god is always broke

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 4 years ago

    Its the magic pickpocket, Joel Osteen.

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    Totalloser Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Religion: to control the masses, put them in fear of an imaginary being, make them do crazy rituals and say crazy things, and steal their money

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    Linguist  almost 4 years ago

    Made my day, Dan!

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    Nyckname  almost 4 years ago

    A while back, the “offering” from one Sunday service at joel olsteen’s church was stolen. The estimated loss was $600,000.

    This is his primary residence,

    https://c1.vgtstatic.com/thumb/1/4/143042-v3-xl/joel-osteens-house-1.jpg

    When Houston flooded a bit more recently, he had to be publicly shamed into opening the church, the former basketball arena in the city, as a sanctuary for people in need.

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    vics_machine Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    George Carlin on the subject:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tr3PJOhsbZY

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    kathywrites  almost 4 years ago

    Not funny.

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    BDY  almost 4 years ago

    One of the flock is fleeced.

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    evanmarhews  almost 4 years ago

    I’ve always thought thar !!

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    Linguist  almost 4 years ago

    Fateful fingers flock fleecing Florida fundamentalist.

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    We has seen the enemy  almost 4 years ago

    Dan is in for trouble at the pearly gates. Just sayin’

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    ncorgbl  almost 4 years ago

    The picking of pockets is not from heaven, but from those who use religion to steal money and freedoms and power over others.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  almost 4 years ago

    Religion doesn’t have to pick your pocket or suppress your free will.

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    sandflea  almost 4 years ago

    You really can’t take it with you.

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    You’re confusing organized religion with God, Dan. My God gives generously

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    vjorgensen54  almost 4 years ago

    more like his wallet.

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    sml7291 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Extremely funny and very much to the point.

    Religion, ALL religion, is a con intended to wash brains clean of any rational thought and to fleece the flock. Why else do you think the rethuglicans got in bed with the xtians… they wanted to learn the con from those that are best at it.

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    mistercatworks  almost 4 years ago

    I think if God wants me to send someone money, he’ll probably let me know personally, rather than through a “God botherer”.

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    Widdershins  almost 4 years ago

    Exactamundo! :)

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    donut reply  almost 4 years ago

    God doesn’t need money, religion seems to need a lot of it.

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