Rubes by Leigh Rubin for January 30, 2021

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    Concretionist  almost 4 years ago

    You’re supposed to round DOWN if you find less than half a cow…

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    Gent  almost 4 years ago

    Cow boy’s gonna have a beef with that accounting.

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    Superfrog  almost 4 years ago

    What are the odds that these are turf accountants?

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    JoanHelen  almost 4 years ago

    Even the horses are looking sceptical. One bull is worth about the same as 50 cows if not more. I’m not a farmer. :)

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    Qiset  almost 4 years ago

    His name is Sam, two cows Sam.

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    J Short  almost 4 years ago

    Enron Cowboy.

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    Kaputnik  almost 4 years ago

    When it comes time to sell those cows, I doubt if the buyer will be satisfied with that “roundup”.

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    The problem with this roundup is that the farmer is already short two head of cattle. Maybe the accountant can claim them on insurance.

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    Herd of Turtles  almost 4 years ago

    My dad always said to get an accurate count, count the legs and dide by 4.

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    pathamil  almost 4 years ago

    That’ll be $20 for the inventory count.

    Here’s $18. We’ll just round it up to $20…

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    dsom8  almost 4 years ago

    I heard the herd is missing a couple’a head.

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    kathleenhicks62  almost 4 years ago

    Two more are the new calves.

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    KEA  almost 4 years ago

    Sounds like real estate agents stating property areas

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    paranormal  almost 4 years ago

    Auditors on the Range….

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    Lablubber   almost 4 years ago

    Oh give me a home, where the decimal roams…

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    cuzinron47  almost 4 years ago

    He’s accounting for future herd expansion.

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    Grayhair, The Pirate Formerly Known as Tom Powell Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Maybe he’d count more accurately if his horse had a saddle and bridle?

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    p_sully214  almost 4 years ago

    Do they use a cow-culator?

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