Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for January 30, 2021

They could also wear a sombrero or Mickey Mouse pants if they want to seem cool.

Well I say….(removes shades) UNICORN!

She could go hang out with Snoopy.

Hiding in the bushes? Marigold is taking some techniques from Lord Splendid Humility…

I know not seems Madam. I am too much in the sun.

Phoebe looks a shade confused.

Uni-Dakota?

Artificial interest… this can end bad.

So does that mean that when the Shield is turned back on that Dakota will be unpopular again? Or will her natural charm and charisma be enough to maintain popularity levels on their own?

Not everyone can be cool, but you can fake it by wearing sunglasses.

You don’t need sunglasses, you already are……

I wonder what will happen to Dakota if it wears off.

If you turn up the Shield of Boringness too high, you become a yawnicorn.

What happens when your magnificence fades? Or you want it back?

“We’re Through Being Cool”

Art Carney recommended putting jello down your pants…

And it was only very temporary.

Mari wants phoebe all to herself