Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for February 04, 2021

Pretty stupid of Poncho to say that…

You said the quiet part out loud Poncho.

Poncho’s big mouth always gets him in trouble…

‘Don’t worry: dogs are stupid’

Yes, Poncho. You know all about how stupid dogs are! Hee! >B^D

He also smells something is wrong. Maybe try a Jedi mind trick, “There are no humans here.”

Poncho what is your Plan “B” ?

So just sent Poncho in to get the Coat of Many Cats. Why does he have to go in there?

I assume it’s a bit to obvious to simply send Poncho in for the cat coat he left? I mean, the door is right there.

Many dogs rely on either sight or scent, or both. Best check first. Mine is both.

Smooth as sandpaper, my friend.

Dog’s primary sense is smell. Smell ya later!

On further consideration I will not comment.

Considering the number of squirrels, skunks, and other animals that have infiltrated Pooch Café wearing even worse disguises, Fafnir doesn’t seem very good at his job.

(It’s understandable that humans might be ESPECIALLY unwelcome, but “not smelling like a dog” wouldn’t seem to be the primary issue, and Chazz probably smells SOMETHING like a dog. Most dog-owners do.)

I was a doggy daddy to my Turbo…

There’s a LOT of stupidity going on here, least of which is Chaz letting Poncho shove a stick up his butt!

And what ELSE is stupid? Talking about how a plan to fool someone will not work while they are RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU!

As another famous dog might say, “Ruh-roh.”