Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 05, 2021

The hug could make him loose some pounds

There go all the stitches to the heart, lungs, liver, spleem, etc….

Careful with that hospital gown, Rip. This is a family strip and we don’t want to damage any young minds.

Hey, I’m the one who gives em around here.

So long, Sheriff Flytackle! We hardly knew ye.

Well, we all knew that the Sherrif only took the job to pad his retirement fund. As a government employee each job has its own retirement benefits. He’s going to be pulling in 3 times what he was making as sheriff, and since he is retiring due to an on the job issue, there is no service time required for him to get full benefits.

Ka-RETIREMENT!

His may knuckles giggle, but his arms, chuckle!

So Starlight has had four sheriffs – Rodeo Jones, RJ (acting), this guy, and now Rip – in what, less than a month? Three weeks? A fortnight? Starlight isn’t a great little town for law enforcement officers, is it?

This is starting to get silly.

Good thing he was wearing his ka-undershorts!

(Correction) His knuckles may giggle, but his arms chuckle!

Nothing like bonding as father and son while working as sheriff and deputy.

Aww, a happy (KA-HAPPY!) moment.

And thus ends Flytackle’s short lived but memorable career as Sheriff. Hope he does get to enjoy his retirement.