“(1) Phone NASA. Their phone number is (713) 483-3111. Explain that it’s very important that you get away as soon as possible.
“(2) If they do not cooperate, phone any friend you may have in the White House – (202) 456-1414 – to have a word on your behalf with the guys at NASA.
“(3) If you don’t have any friends in the White House, phone the Kremlin (ask the overseas operator or 0107-095-295-9051). They don’t have any friends there either(at least, none to speak of), but they do seem to have a little influence, so you may as well try.
“(4) If that also fails, phone the Pope for guidance. His telephone number is 011-39-6-6982, and I gather his switchboard is unavailable.
“(5) If all these attempts fail, flag down a passing flying saucer and explain that it’s vitally important you get away before your phone bill arrives.
Douglas Adams, “A Guide to the Guide”, introduction to “The Ultimate Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy”
Templo S.U.D. almost 4 years ago
And how are you s’posed to get an admittance ticket?
pschearer Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Poor motherless Lio!
TampaFanatic1 almost 4 years ago
Do not feel bad Lio, it could be the Kanamit in “To Serve Man” starring Richard Kiel. “Its a Cookbook!”
Pharmakeus Ubik almost 4 years ago
All of their abductions are virtual now.
rshive almost 4 years ago
No ticket, no ride.
jagedlo almost 4 years ago
I didn’t know there was such a thing as a UFO where you need a ticket…
sixam almost 4 years ago
Beaming Lio down head first was nasty.
Durak Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Hey, YOU abducted ME! Don’t blame me if I don’t have a ticket.
Amra Leo almost 4 years ago
Didn’t have the quatloos to pay up, eh?
Radish... almost 4 years ago
No ticket no ride, this is not for you.
anomaly almost 4 years ago
Did they probe everywhere for that ticket?
briangj2 almost 4 years ago
“How to Leave the Planet
“(1) Phone NASA. Their phone number is (713) 483-3111. Explain that it’s very important that you get away as soon as possible.
“(2) If they do not cooperate, phone any friend you may have in the White House – (202) 456-1414 – to have a word on your behalf with the guys at NASA.
“(3) If you don’t have any friends in the White House, phone the Kremlin (ask the overseas operator or 0107-095-295-9051). They don’t have any friends there either(at least, none to speak of), but they do seem to have a little influence, so you may as well try.
“(4) If that also fails, phone the Pope for guidance. His telephone number is 011-39-6-6982, and I gather his switchboard is unavailable.
“(5) If all these attempts fail, flag down a passing flying saucer and explain that it’s vitally important you get away before your phone bill arrives.
Douglas Adams, “A Guide to the Guide”, introduction to “The Ultimate Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy”
WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I guess, for what they have in mind, “standing room only” tickets wouldn’t work?
Bilan almost 4 years ago
Did Lio at least get a "I went to the mothership, but all I got was this t-shirt t-shirt?
Impkins Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I hate it when that happens! Had my towel packed and everything, too. :)
asrialfeeple almost 4 years ago
I GOT YER TICKET RIGHT HERE!!! * pow *
spaced man spliff almost 4 years ago
His mother: you don’t go on that ship till you’ve finished your lunch and washed up.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 4 years ago
Thousands of people disappear in the USA a year, some of them by odd means.
BC in NC Premium Member almost 4 years ago
And that was the last time Lio took a stand against the service fees.