Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for February 12, 2021

Ouch!!!!

Part of the “Agony of the Feet” collection.

probably smells like stale beer…

Get it for your husband so he can be a failure, too (if he isn’t one already).

Eau de down la toilette?

Inspired by Dirty Rats Gone Wild

There is a big difference between failing and being a failure.

I take the Edison approach, “I didn’t fail. I just discovered 10,000 ways it doesn’t work.”

He must be a very proud boy.

I bathe in it

Impossible. I’ve never dated you and I’ve had the stink of failure for almost 50 years. Of course it came naturally to me.

We have another for the women called “Bitterness”…

98 cents an ounce.

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