Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for February 08, 2021

I would prefer some ranteaters.

There’s an animal that’s new to Animal Planet! Or Discovery. Or… other tv channels that cover animals.

Oh whoa here it comes, it’s a panteater)

So that’s where shorts come from.

“I got my tongue stuck on you.”

Compare to (Sing to the tune of):

(w/ lyrics) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItNsvINsm-4

or Video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZwjdGSqO0k

or my favorite: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_71w4UA2Oxo

“Panteater, Panteater, Find me some pants, …” “Panteater, Panteater, Catch me some pants …”

ZOT!

Watch out boy, she’ll chew your cuff! Whoa-oh here she comesShe’s a PAAANT EATER

Ooooh nooo! He’s coming unraveled!

Com-pleat-ly funny!

Natural enemy of the feared trouser snake.

A little off-the cuff humor…

I’ve lost the thread of today’s strip.

I don’t think he has a strong enough “line” to reel that one in.

Do you think it can eat the entire thing? I’m a-frayed-knot.

Give him a tongue lashing and he’ll leave you alone. If that doesn’t work, cuff him.

Giant anteaters can weigh up to 90 lbs. and are sometimes vicious with dagger-like claws. They’re considered dangerous animals. A zookeeper was killed in 2007 by one who mauled her.

eatpanters

I find this cartoon inseamly.

That panteater should really go after a dog. That guy only has one pair of pants, but a dog’s pants come in a long series, especially in hot weather.

I thought that is what bicycle chains are for.

A line from a Stephen King book: “As troublesome as a trousers-eating goat.”