Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 22, 2021

Smugness is one of the few pleasures of being good.

if only, Calvin, you made your ethnicator exclude the self-righteousness part

Only the real Calvin claims self righteousness.

“Virtue is its own reward.” Sometimes it has to be!

Calvin you have a good thing going. Don’t muck it up.

Good to see Calvin isn’t afraid of Hobbs anymore. Yesterday Hobbs nearly tore Calvin’s head off and left Calvin a trembling, whimpering piece of jelly!

Virtue is its own reward—which it usually has to be. In a very short time, people don’t notice what you do so much as the few things you don’t manage to do.

Being so good, the duplicate will spill all when someone asks the obvious question, I’m surprised it hasn’t happened already…..

Just as obnoxious as Calvin, but in an entirely opposite way.

I know how the arc is gonna end

Virtue has to be it’s own reward. It’s rarely appreciated otherwise.

Good Calvin’s snow goons would all come with a positive message.

Spoiler: This is the story arc where Calvin’s mom and dad drop off the “normal” Calvin in the middle of nowhere and keep the good one.

I could use one of those.

I wondered how long story of the good Calvin goes and is still going.

Calvin should use his ethicator on his evil bike.

Guess that the ethicator control knob was set just a bit too high.

Hobbes is right about the ethicator having to dig deep for Calvin’s good side.

I have a question – how are they going to manage eating? After all, only one can show up for a meal. The other one will have to go hungry?

And – I’ll wager that the little goodie-two-shoes eats all of his vegetables, too!

a classic series

This parable would apply to the man who independently “outsourced” his programming job to another programmer in India. He still showed up at the office but played games and looked at cat pictures all day. One day he was out, his “employee” had to speak to someone else about the job and the whole scheme unraveled.

A small price to pay Calvin.

If only Calvin was like this, imagine what would happen. Just imagine

My clone is a lousy cook.

Calvin. You may have just made yourself obsolete.

His father will be the most suspicious of this sudden mountain of character that’s been built…

I can’t remember, does he encounter Susie Derkins in this storyline?

The goody-two-leg has comparable wit.

ok i am going to have to invent this

Verily!

Come on! Stop with the spoilers!

Love these two