I portrayed an Arab perfume merchant at Renaissance Faires and used a fake “Algerian” accent. It was apparently convincing. People would try to talk with me in French. I learned one phrase which I spoke well “Je ne parle pas français. Je suis de Géorgia.” Delighted to hear French, many would continue for a few seconds before realizing I had said, “I do not speak French. I am from Georgia.”
Packratjohn Premium Member over 3 years ago
She went for it, hook, line, and sinker…
Ratkin Premium Member over 3 years ago
I guess she can’t read English, either.
SHIVA over 3 years ago
And don’t forget the lemon wedges!!!
gopher gofer over 3 years ago
he likes her when she’s saucy…?
!!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member over 3 years ago
Oh! Once she’s hit the sauce, get her a soft bun to relax on and a slice of cheese as a blanket!! It’s the McDonalds’ Relaxation!!
HMETALNYMETSVAL Premium Member over 3 years ago
Ha ha! How timely. Lol. Our plan for Sunday dinner is tarter sauce with fish fillets.
CrzyDyeman over 3 years ago
But yesterday was National tartar sauce day
chief tommy over 3 years ago
Is Frank a Cannibal ?
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
Next comes the slice of American cheese-stuff, shredded lettuce, and a buttered bun…
Plods with ...™ over 3 years ago
National tartar sauce day was yesterday.
mistercatworks over 3 years ago
I portrayed an Arab perfume merchant at Renaissance Faires and used a fake “Algerian” accent. It was apparently convincing. People would try to talk with me in French. I learned one phrase which I spoke well “Je ne parle pas français. Je suis de Géorgia.” Delighted to hear French, many would continue for a few seconds before realizing I had said, “I do not speak French. I am from Georgia.”
ChazNCenTex over 3 years ago
I’m thinking he wants to taker her out, to eat.
Lablubber over 3 years ago
Wait till she tries the panko treatment.
mountainclimber over 3 years ago
dirty deeds, done dirt cheap.
Znox11 over 3 years ago
That must be the 51st way to leave your lover…anyone get the reference?