Bliss by Harry Bliss for February 10, 2021

Always like sleeping in a hotel suite with a history.

Welcome to your new haunts.

Who is he and why is he showing them their bedroom?

Hmm… Are the dog and cat in their luggage, then?

That was a different movie !

Obviously they’re in Midsommer.

I wonder if realtors are still required to point out which bedroom my sister killed herself in.

Welcome to The Borden Inn.

I’ve been in one of those places before. When we found the bullet holes in the wall, we left.

I think most motels or hotels have a room where an " incident " occurred.

I rented a place that was a real bargain with an ocean view. It was later I noticed the lock jamb in the door had been completely replaced. Nobody but emergency services breaks open a locked door like that. It also explained the reddish brown stains on the backside of one set of wood-toned Venetian blinds. The landlord confirmed there had been a suicide. But … it was a great place with a deck, three blocks from the ocean. I never lost a wink of sleep.

cue the ominous music

“Lizzy lived here.”

His real name is Col. Mustard and that is the refurbished library.

Under the floorboards you’ll discover The Telltale Heart. Welcome to the Usher Hotel.

Dirty Harry Bliss terrain!

Well, now, that little “welcome” just killed the moment.

That’s one way to get the annoying relatives to leave.