Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for February 08, 2021

Duke, have you ever considered sobriety?

Why subtitles? She didn’t speak Chinese.

Get back into the clergy suit. Congress keeps passing laws against discrimination… With exemptions for Congress and religious groups… Seems to be that any half-way decent religious group wouldn’t need an exemption from discrimination – they’d know it was wrong in the first place.

They exist to separate the wheat from the chaff lol.

What could a kind, mild-mannered and abstemious man of the cloth like Duke possibly have to fear from child services?

Old habits are hard to break.

Okay, bottom line this for me. How much of a bribe are we talking here.

Seems kind of unreasonable for the inspector to want to see ALL of that RIGHT away FIRST thing in the morning (especially back when almost everything was on paper). Even people who actually have all that covered would probably be hard-pressed to put it together at a moment’s notice.

Of course, for all we know, this is the fourth time the inspector’s stopped by after ten unanswered phone calls, so…

As a side note..

It was 25 years ago today that Kim introduced herself to Mike when she was a Coder and Mike worked in Marketing for Bernie…. and the rest, as they say, was History…

Brilliant jump from one scumbag to another. At least this scum bag is entertaining.

Duke’s shorts have rotating hearts. Those would be a big hit for Valentine’s Day.

So, wait, is this it for the Nothing But Orphans subplot already? GBT just tosses away concepts that could keep lesser comic strip artists going for years.

It’s the Monday after the Super bowl. Leave him alone.

So, Honey still has her Accent?

That should be fun…

Duke took so many psychedelics last night the subtitles would have to be in Chinese.