Pickles by Brian Crane for February 18, 2021

If you’re gonna cut your finger on a box Earl. You pick a good one pizza.

It’s a good thing I don’t love pizza boxes.

That’s just downright MEAN!

ouch

Can’t you just feel her “love” for Earl … or not??

;-P

That’s so true. I went to break down a beer box and now I’m wearing a band aid.

One of the unkindest cuts of all!

Those darn sneaky pizza boxes.

Did it come with a warning label? Maybe you can sue.

Earl you show off !

Unfortunately because of the times we live in, if that had happened to someone else, it would have been grounds for suing the pizza company!

Poor Nelson! He’s getting " advice" from two snarky grandparents.

Paper cut!

SAD ! Again today , where is the precious Roscoe at ? OH ? I know .. don’t complain and don’t explain , is that it ?

I hurt my finger “cutting the cheese”. Cutting the cheese pizza, that is.

Oh good. Not just me then. Cardboard paper cuts are the worst.

Keep Earl away from the Saran Wrap box.

Why, oh, WHY Is there not a “Complete Pickles” collection out there somewhere?

He loves pizza boxes the most?

Looks like both Earl and Opal put their noses in helium chambers.

Opening a pizza box can easily cause a “paper” cut!

These little kitchen accidents can get tough. My mom got her hand stuck in a mixer. Forgot it was on and tried to insert the beaters. Us kids were in school, dad was out in the field, there was no phone. She finally got her hand out of the beater, put band-aids on the cuts, and had dinner ready when we all got home.

Nothing worse than a nasty paper cut. Ouch.

Cardboard paper cuts are the worst. And then to feel betrayed by your pizza box…..must have been a horrible day for Earl.

Mmmm — just made my what’s for dinner tonight decision.

Pink bunny slippers.

Didn’t anyone else think Opal bit him?

Wild pizza boxes are ferocious!!

I’ve heard of a “paper cut” but NEVER a “cardboard cut”.