Close to Home by John McPherson for March 07, 2021

Joke is on them, she has bangs!

♪ How much is that Bleeb In the window?♪

After seeing our culture, I sure hope visitors from space have a sense of humor.

Just make sure that Third Eye is not Blind. Otherwise, she’ll just have a Semi Charmed Kind Of Life.

The woman or the dog?

Well that would rock. She will go from normal to exotic in a heart beat.

Bleeb, the phone call is from inside the house!

Just what we need……alien pranksters! But I would like to see the faces of her fiance’s parents

Jokes on you after the dog marks your control panel.

They’ll just think it’s one of those old-people-pretending-to-be-young-people tattoos.

“Hey Zark…”

“Yes Nerl…”

“You do realize that you beamed her up, just as she was pickin’ up her dogs bizness!?”

“Awwwww, mannnnn!!”

They’re referring to the dog…

The top of that space ship looks like a pepperoni pizza with a large Cheese zit bubble in the middle…

Make sure to put it on the back of her head so they don’t see it until she leaves and they have already gushed over her!

Maybe the third eye will show her that her fiancé will turn out exactly like his father.

The aliens in this strip are getting meaner every day. That is except Bleeb, who is only slightly mischievous.

So that’s the story behind Bleeb. A cross between an alien prank and Honey I Shrunk the Kids.

Good thing Bleeb was already inside to get away from Dalcon; otherwise, people would be calling him “Four Eyes.”

Do her a favor and keep the dog…

Does she have a brother that runs a diner, out in the middle of nowhere?

Her fiancé might be turned on by a third eye