Agnes by Tony Cochran for February 19, 2021

I’m surprised that didn’t work.

I once knew a man who told his children Cheetos grew on trees. The kids, knowing their father would say anything for a joke, demanded proof, so he showed them where the bag said something like “Plants in 11 states”.

Submit the paperwork again, substituting Reeces Cups this time

I don’t care what you call your crop…

I’m not eating anything sprouted from mouse poop!

If you’d’a called it “Fake Farms, Inc.” …

Sure the kid is impoverished but that doesn’t mean she has to be an idiot. Have a little respect for the character.

Agnes you need to grow corn, and raise a milk cow. Join 4 H for crying out loud. I know Brown County has 4H.

Bad luck.. Try again, the odds are in your favor.. increase the amount you are seeking, makes it seem realler.

The CheeZ Kurl Subsidy Dept. goes on its annual vacation at about this time.

It probably is still in the Federal Subsidy Money Machine. Don’t give up hope. They have paid out for a lot more stupider things than that…….

om the comments it sounds like nobody reads the federal allod percentages of rodent feces, insect parts, bird droppings…go to FDA and read up. Every cup of flour used in making your bread, cookies, cakes, canned goods has some of this included. Can’t avoid it. enjoy

i’m surprised it didn’t

Bureaucrats are smarter than many realize. They keep things together.