Just imagine: eating a bucket of flatid planthopper nymphs at a movie theater. Insects are a good source of protein after all.
For anybody else that doesn’t know:
nymph: /nimf/ an immature form of an insect that does not change greatly as it grows, e.g. a dragonfly, mayfly, or locust
I think I heard an alternate version of “Baby Shark” playing in the background.
Ah the lure of the nymph. Heavy butter, please.
Take care, may theater mogul Ystitle O’Worde be with you, and gesundheit.
Weren’t the sharks extinct before humans appeared?
? What? I give up ?
Added to, “Don’t eat yellow snow,” we now have, “Don’t eat walking popcorn.”
Then “the Meg” grows up!
You really, Really, REALLY don’t want an infestation of Flatid Planthoppers in a movie theater.
The movie wasn’t worth that effort.
The Flatid Planthpper Nymph is a favorite snack of ladybugs when buttered.
Female Megladon sharks brought about extinction through practiced birth control.
And he developed Type II diabetes during that period of changing weight.
Just what does that have to do with this Ripley’s edition?
The planthopper isn’t the only troubled soul, when I’m flacid I’ve been mistaken for a string bean…
Newborn Giraffes are also 6 feet tall.
Why didn’t they film the second part first and just use makeup for the beard? Really, a beard shouldn’t take THAT long to grow out.
Templo S.U.D. almost 4 years ago
Just imagine: eating a bucket of flatid planthopper nymphs at a movie theater. Insects are a good source of protein after all.
Bilan almost 4 years ago
For anybody else that doesn’t know:
nymph: /nimf/ an immature form of an insect that does not change greatly as it grows, e.g. a dragonfly, mayfly, or locust
therese_callahan2002 almost 4 years ago
I think I heard an alternate version of “Baby Shark” playing in the background.
Huckleberry Hiroshima almost 4 years ago
Ah the lure of the nymph. Heavy butter, please.
Take care, may theater mogul Ystitle O’Worde be with you, and gesundheit.
e.groves almost 4 years ago
Weren’t the sharks extinct before humans appeared?
notjimothy almost 4 years ago
? What? I give up ?
poppacapsmokeblower almost 4 years ago
Added to, “Don’t eat yellow snow,” we now have, “Don’t eat walking popcorn.”
Thorby almost 4 years ago
Then “the Meg” grows up!
ForrestOverin almost 4 years ago
You really, Really, REALLY don’t want an infestation of Flatid Planthoppers in a movie theater.
ncorgbl almost 4 years ago
The movie wasn’t worth that effort.
The Flatid Planthpper Nymph is a favorite snack of ladybugs when buttered.
Female Megladon sharks brought about extinction through practiced birth control.
Teto85 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
And he developed Type II diabetes during that period of changing weight.
wah2342 almost 4 years ago
Just what does that have to do with this Ripley’s edition?
Craig Westlake almost 4 years ago
The planthopper isn’t the only troubled soul, when I’m flacid I’ve been mistaken for a string bean…
namelocdet almost 4 years ago
Newborn Giraffes are also 6 feet tall.
PuppyPapa almost 4 years ago
Why didn’t they film the second part first and just use makeup for the beard? Really, a beard shouldn’t take THAT long to grow out.