Pickles by Brian Crane for February 26, 2021

Dollar Tree’s own brand made in China is almost as good as Pledge and is only $1. They have both lemon and orange. Johnson’s Wax hq is in a Frank Lloyd Wright building in Racine, Wis.

Do manufacturers of aftershave even make citrus-scented aftershaves?

As soon as some dust settles…

She can always use a rotary car buffer on Earls head to make it shine really nice.

Opal must have been a WAC.

Earl should reciprocate and spritz her with Eau de Cat merde!

Free advertising for Pledge.

Does Earl have a wooden head? If Opal rubs the polish in, does she get three wishes?

Enhancing stationary objects for over sixty years!

Like Earl I am aslo mostly bald when ask how I keep it shiny my answer is always the same, Sex Wax !!

Must keep the solar panel clean ;-)

I can see yourself, too, Sylvia…

Opal must’ve run out of WD-40.

Just make sure not to sit in a place where the light reflects off that bald spot, Earl!

Lemon Pledge – Everytime you dust.

She likes the mirror image on Earls head! I think I’ll get me some of that Pledge!

My uncle had air almost exactly the same hair style as Earl. One day he went to church not knowing his daughter had used a rubber stamp to put frogs all over his head.

I buy nothing made in China!

awwww, too cute. i have seen some men whose head is as shiny as can be but never checked if i could see my reflection.

Like Rodney Dangerfield, you can’t get no respect, can you, Earl?

Earl I think Opal is trying to encourage you to get more exercise.

For Earl that’s an improvement

most excellent

This is a top ten for the year.

Dan should move far away from Opal. Otherwise he will be tormented and humiliated just like Earl is.