Garfield by Jim Davis for April 03, 2021

The joke was corny

After all, cats must have their 24 hr beauty sleep.

And the other hours, are for high maintainance and dinner time.

It’s been a while since he was on the fence

What do you call a cat that’s eaten pizza, lasagna, spaghetti, raviolis, gelato, and cannolis in no time flat? GARFIELD!!!! THANK YOU! THANK YOU!

know thy audience

lol

Next door neighbor:

“Stop that CATerwauling, I’m tryin’ to get some sleep here”.

Garfield’s NEW album, Meow side of the Moon.

He actually succeeded for once good for him, good for him.

I get the felines that Garfield is in purrfect form tonight and he’ll have the audience eating out of the palm of his paws.

10 HOURS!!! That’s how much I sleep every night

What, no flower (pots).

I guess there’s a DEeP RIVE about that statement now between those who agree and the two others in the rest of the universe

Garfield…live from The Improv!

especially if that cat is garfield himself!

It is time for someone to throw a boot.

Cat owners are the ones who are sleep deprived. Nocturnal cat keep me awake at night running about the house playing with toys. I end up awake at 4 am. Not Fair. Cat gets to sleep all day.

OK this one was funny!

Don’t call the cat at all. It ain’t coming!

“Wakka, wakka, wakka!”

Welcome back to the Fence Show.

How about that? Garfield actually got on his audience’s good side with his jokes.

Wow they actually LIKED garfields joke this time?

I am surprise Garfield uses self deprecating humor, but then again I guess his sense of entitlement takes care of that.

That was pretty good!

After a 10 hour nap Garfield takes another 10 hour nap

What a lethargic cat Garfield is! At least he makes his fans like me laugh. #sleepyfeline #comedian :)

Yup…need at least 23.5 hours/day…

Good to see ya back on the fence, buddy. Keep up the good work.

Somebody said “cats sleep for 2/3 of their lives”. The other said “It’s a lie. My cat is awake only 3 hrs of the day, the correct ration is 7/8”.

He’s back on the fence! HOOOOOORAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!

Welcome to Broadway!9:00 PM-Garfield the Fat Cat

Yessir. An I think that joke’s wrong. The answer should be Garfield and the question x100 .

He’s not wrong…

That’s one of my favourite jokes