Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for February 17, 2021

Laser guitar? You mean like this?

https://youtu.be/xZ1nr3wk_nE

and then every thing became on fire because of the lasers and rockets. Just in time the people jumped out of the way of the lasers and of the rockets. Every one stopped dancing and playing there music and they screamed because all of there houses were on fire. And now they were sad. Here is picture of all of the fire.

Phoebe hangs out with a unicorn ‘IRL’ .. even with the embellishments, this autobiography seems a bit of a downgrade.

Phoebe, rennaisance lady!

far out, Phoebe

No helmet? Daring, aren’t we!

Dakota said, “Oh Phoebe, you are so so so cool! You are so much cooler than all my cool friends!”

And Phoebe replied, “I know. You’re welcome.”

Next time you have writer’s block, try this.

Not sure this skateboard will successfully pass the pollution control.

You know that new sound you’re looking for? Listen to her!

Billy Keane called…

Phoebe doesn’t describe what she was wearing because electric boots and a mohair suit were already taken. (Ph-ph-ph-Phoebe and the Jets)

Cool!!!

Phoebe draws herself with the missing tooth.

One of the luxuries of writing an autobiography is that you can make your own embellishments to it.

If normal is doing that with a talking unicorn as a friend, God Bless You…..

It’s 6 years after the future of Back to the Future 2… so yeah, rocket hoverboards! WOO! Totally normal thing.

As a child I think Phoebe and I would have gotten along – I tried to figure out how to make a rocket skateboard and would have loved a laser guitar!

Phoebe’s therapist is going to get rich by writing books about her…

Way to put “Mad Max: Fury Road” to shame.

PHE’s mom binge watches Silverhawks

Pheobe’s parents need to have the local water analyzed…

Anyone else thinking of the band Prism?

Tell me why this drawing looks worse than the one yesterday

Hmmm….interesting. I thought Phoebe played the piano. (I KNOW IT’S TRUE) :P

I don’t know what the rocket skateboard runs on but that is weird gas behind it

This is becoming not so much autobiography, and more fantasy. :/