Rubes by Leigh Rubin for February 15, 2021

Little Debbie makes a better fruit pie!!

I love Twinkies.*

You’re under arrest for creeping around, you creepy creep.

No, it’s a Hostess pie… I have a concealed cherry permit.

How d’ya like them apples?

Ain’t it a peach?

OK, so it isn’t berry funny.

They can’t all be chocolate creme.

At least its not fresh fruit.

I haven’t had one in ages, but I sure do like them. As Bobby Hill said, “You had me at fruit pie.”

It’s his 2A right!!! The right to bear arms to eat pie mmmm

That’s the clown equivalent of a derringer.

Better not show him the cream pie in the other pocket.

And what were you going to do with this bottle of seltzer?

Blue suede shoes! Don’t step on them!

Oh, come on! This is a clear case of profiling!

Let’s just de-escalate here. After all: Hilarious Lives Matter

Anyone remember the Hostess adverts in the back of comic books in the 1970s and 80s?

He’s not happy to see you.

is he insinuating that the Hostess fruit pie can be used as a weapon. i don’t think was their intension.

And the cop will end up eating the pie

Nom, nom, nom, nom! Quick! Eat the evidence! :)