Reality Check by Dave Whamond for March 17, 2021

That and a couple of Beatles in your back pocket.

♪ bump bah da duh ♪

I would do those as a neon sign in blue, yellow and red (primary colors).

Actually cyan, magenta and yellow

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah!

Deliver us from cheesy decor words on walls!

A Lennonist!

Ha ha ha

My wife’s church wouldn’t allow us to process out of our wedding to “All You Need Is Love”. And I knew better than to suggest “Love Is The Drug” instead.

Provided the one you love is very rich and very generous

Ya ta da da da.

You and me both Ralph

but the wall pattern clashes with laugh, and is so last season

Does she need his criticism? There’s nothing he can do that can’t be done.

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.

Woody Allen

Those words are not overkill … they are over love!

Quick – call Dr. Rick the parental life coach.