Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for April 10, 2021

Nates finally free

Thats a bit creepy Chad, ngl

Some questions are best left unanswered. RIP Nate… lol

It probably never starts Chad

Chance lost!

Chad, since when did you get so creepy?

is this inappropriate?i feel like it is

He never even asked them.

lmao what makes you think the seventh and eighth grade boys want you, girls?

Does anybody want to play with me on Brawl Stars tomorrow?

Im just gonna play on my brothers account so yea

°×°

NOT CHAD!!!! Nooooooooo .__.

25 comments at 12:30 am? Pathetic

These are the kind of the girls who are going to grow up dating seniors when they’re freshmen.

The usual Nate, even winning in the middle, in the end loses!

Why do they all look so smug?

yay im early P.S ITS MY B DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hope nobody wants to dance with those brats

Nate, you dated once a seventh – grader named Trudy. Don’t you remember?

On the bright side, better alone than harassed..

Oh no.

Bro chad at the end! I tots agree, I mean chads a thug if you ask me.

nate is in year 6 but talks and thinks like a teen. what is this, big mouth?

8/10

Nate might as well leave the party

Nate needs to not accept defeat so quickly. His best answer… “I got moves 7th and 8th graders can only dream of.” The girls aren’t rejecting him, they are asking him to justify why they would want to dance with him. Nate can come up with something, or defeat himself.

Maybe being with Kim wasn’t a bad possibility after all.

hi are you having a good day? I am and Nate got busted.

If the 6th grade girls dance with the 7th grade guys and the 7th grade girls dance with the 8th grade guys then who do the 8th grade girls dance with?

It’s my birthday today!!!

Well, as some of you asked through hearts, I’m changing the title of this story. Yeet.

BIG NATE BECOMES A SUPERHERO: PART 3 (FORMERLY NEWFOUND ABILITLIES)

Nate has recently found out that he has superpowers inherited from his own mom. Shocked and speechless, he couldn’t get anything out of his mouth. He had never known much about his mom before.

Nate: M- my- mo- mom… she h- has- super… powers…?

Marty: Yep. And you inherited them from her too. Crazy, right?

Still not believing her mom had superpowers, Nate puts his head into his pillow. He then comes up after a minute or two, feeling much better.

Nate: Was… she, um, a superhero?

Marty: Well, now that you mention it, she was one. Her superhero name was “Elite Lady.” She did everything from saving people in burning buildings, stopping bank robberies, and catching criminals, as well as evil supervillains.

Nate: Did Ellen inherit her powers too?

Marty: Sadly, no. There was like, a 50% chance of either of you getting superpowers. And look, you got ‘em and Ellen, well, doesn’t. Unfortunate for her.

Both of them jump when they hear a loud, sudden cracking noise coming from the downstairs bathroom. It must’ve been Ellen.

Ellen: OOPS, SORRY DADDY! I ACCIDENTALLY CRACKED THE MIRROR!

Marty sighs for a moment before getting up, unlocking the door, and opening it.

Marty: I’LL BE DOWN IN A SEC!

Ellen: OKAY!

Marty closes the door, locks it, and goes over to Nate’s bed, sitting on it again.

Nate: Oh.

PART 3 CONTINUED IN REPLIES

Do dances start in 6th Grade, now? We didn’t have school dances till high school.

Did anyone notice how the girl in panel 3 all the way to the left has hair that ends in a point? I think she could be Nate’s hair soulmate

Later in life some of the better looking girls hook up with rich guys 20 years older than them. See Non Sequitur. The rest will settle for Nate.

Cuz the 6th grade boys are the same age as you (but not anywhere near your maturity level)

To all readers of my story: I won’t post on weekends. Meanwhile, I’ll provide you with a guessing game “Finish those lyrics and name that tune”. Puzzle for today:

So before we start, let’s just say that it’s over Before I say those words and you give me the shoulder -

Hello im Quincy the second

:)

this is not gonna be fun

Thus starteth the locust invasion type complete rape of the snacks table via our intrepid heroes……….

eyyy chad

To answer Chad: maybe never.

Daily Poll: Who’s your favorite president from 1900-2021?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3fZuW-aJsg

(safe for work and school)

I’m starting a new story next weekend… what should it be about?

My usr name is so long that u have to scroll sideways

Well excuuuuuse me. I thought girls just liked to dance……

Chad is a perv

It seems like it didn’t occur to anybody that Chad only said what he said because of what Nate said in the first panel.

Nate: Ugh another day of school

Francis: I just don’t understand why you hate school.

Teddy: Francis, do you have a life?

Francis: Of course I have a life! If I didn’t have a life then why would I be here!? And blah blah blah

Nate: Francis stop and why is that room glowing?

Teddy: I don’t know but we can’t go in there because it’s always locked.

Nate: Worth a try.

They try to open the door and it works!

Nate: What t-

Nate: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

To be continued

Reference from “Big Nate Lives it Up”

Wow. Those girls are jerks

WHOA THERE 0-o

What I still don’t understand is why does everyone in this strip always want an older person?

Why does GoComics always delete my comments?? I put so much effort into these comments and they get deleted when I wake up hoping for a lot of replies. Can anyone see my comment?? if so, please comment. I hope this comment wont get deleted

Poor Nate :(

man, I am having a hard time on part 3

Nate: Where..are..we?

Teddy: We have never been here?

Francis: it looks like the buildings are…newer?

someone walks up to them.

Caption Rogers: Welcome…TO THE FUTURE.

Nate: h-how did we get here and who are you?

Caption Rogers: I am Caption Rogers, and I have absolutely no idea why you are here.

*Teddy: seriously?

Nate: Come on guys, let’s try to find a way to get back.

Caption Rogers: oh no you don’t, *locks them in a cage. I have something else planned for you.

Francis: what are you going to do?

Caption Rogers: you’ll see…

Teddy: Do you guys know what’s going to happen?

Nate: I guess we will see in part four.

Francis: What??

Nate: Nevermind.

Sorry it is not a lot, I didn’t have that much ideas. anyway, I hope you enjoy

If you say “PewDiePie” everyone will reply “Cringe”

hi

Ah, immaturity, at its best.

I AM STARTING A NEW STORY TOMORROW YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYY

You cat meow meow CAAAAAAAAATTTT

gold diggers

Lincoln Pierce, i love your comics, i don’t know if you had drawn this before, but can you plot Teddy and Francis hypnotising Nate into loving cats?

Ouch

Chad looked to get some ass tonight.

Why don’t the girls want to dance within their grade? When Nate Dated Trudy, he broke up with her because he didn’t like being around 7th graders and missed his friends. But it’s the opposite for girls I guess?

Poor Nate!!! R.I.P :(

Dang that’s harsh

oh boy… this is gonna be great..

Day 12

the only reason the 7th graders will dance with the 6th graders is because the 7th grade girls are dancing with 8th grade boys… as the 8th grade girls won’t show up because there are no 9th graders.

oh poor poor chad, with his height all he sees is booty

And why would the 7th and 8th grade boys want to dance with you?

If I went to P.S. 38, this could potentially go well for me.

Why is every girl in this school a complete a-hole

Nate actually had a statement about that.