Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for March 03, 2021

When they get to school age you become their alarm clock.

We have a dog that howls to go out. At least I don’t have to change its diapers, but once a week I have to do this thing I call “Poo Patrol” in the yard.

Then, shouldn’t little Bizmuth be walking by now?

So are mine, both of them! As is appropriate for someone my age, my alarm clocks have waggy tails and do zoomies outside before they poop.

At the crack of dawn that hound was ready to go. AROOOOO!

I’ve always found children alarming. If I get broody, I just go to a public place and watch small children eat.