Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 02, 2021

In March, you gotta March

Just have Henry stand on the porch and melt it with his fire.

Well, Wiz you work for the King, you should be used to shoveling something!

YES! called it yesterday when it was rain, snow and mud falling from the sky.

C’mon Wiz, you don’t want to discharge your wand with that constant zapping!

Couldn’t come up with a spell to melt it all at once?

Genius…..

Same here!

It should be that easy.

and Blanch is tired of doing the dishes.

“Zap Foom” ?? Really ?

Conjure up some silver and pay a kid.

Stop that! If you melt all that snow too fast, you will just start “The Great Flood”!Trading one disaster for another is never a good thing.

Why doesn’t wiz just transform the snow into snowmen and make them shovel themselves?

So your dragon just sits in the barn and does what?

I have to say – if I had a magic wand that could blow snow up like that – I wouldn’t even OWN a shovel!

She’s probably thinking “why doesn’t he just wave his magic wand and do the dishes occasionally?”

Wiz, I’ve got some weeds you can come take care of

I want that wand!

Well that is a lot of noise for melting snow

A lot of us are, Wizzy…a lot of us are!

Just as he finishes, all that snow on the roof comes sliding off all at once.

Happy Zap Foom! Day everyone!! :>)