If you answer, “I definitely belong in heaven!” you may end up in the ‘out’ box for self-righteousness. If you answer, “I fear it may be hell, I haven’t done all I could have with my life,” you get credit for knowing your limitations and demonstrate that you can continue to learn – and there is real hope for you.
“Where do I see myself in the next five minutes?” Hell, I don’t know. Ten minutes ago I was on my way down to Buckhead to get a pack of cigarettes…..and now this?
Answer: Hire me for two weeks, then ask me that again. I felt they needed to know I was not the only one who was getting a try-out. And naturally, when the recruiting sergeant aske me a similar question, I replied, OUT!. He suggested I try to keep that to myself for the next couple of years.
Post-retirement, I was applying for a temp gig – 6 months to help wipe out a backlog. The interviewer knew I was retired, but he still asked the “Where do you see yourself in 5 years?” question, and it took all I had not to laugh in his face. I said something about being retired for reals by then. I got the job and it paid for a really nice vacation, which is why I took it in the first place!
Just tell him what “you” want to hear. Either you get it or you don’t. Honesty is not necessarily the best policy but dishonesty is exactly the sort of thing that gets you in the “out” basket.
In a hammock in a place with perfect weather, with a magic table beside the hammock. Said table is filled with books I haven’t gotten to yet, and pastry of all kinds that are filled with calorie-less sugar and fat. . .
“Forgive me, sir. I cannot answer that question as asked. Having impaired visual acuity to possible future events that are at best a mere potentiality, and since I have no real influence or control of any of the possible outcomes, I really cannot answer that question with any degree of accuracy or certainty. However, if you are asking ’where would I want to be in the next five minutes,’ then I could reply with some confidence.”
Considering who is asking, and where he is asking it, my answer would be, “Having found Jesus, I hope he and I can be good friends, maybe a potluck dinnert after church.”
The interview with my current employer included the ‘where do you see yourself in five years’ question. “I’ll be sixty-seven years old, so I see myself semi-retired, on Medicare, and holding out for Social Security ’til four years past full retirement for the increased benefit.” I got a laugh and I got the job.
Not the worst of questions, unlike Tell me 3 words that best describe you and Tell me 3 words that describe your ideal team. (From a real-life experience.)
abraxas almost 4 years ago
Still waiting for god.
sirbadger almost 4 years ago
Do I have the option of getting a bunch of my followers to storm the Capitol or whatever this place is?
HidariMak1 almost 4 years ago
Looks like being in Heaven means having to share the one litter box.
flashdrive1988 almost 4 years ago
“Do you have Fire Insurance?”
Concretionist almost 4 years ago
“So, looks like you’ve had a really long day, so far. How about I just handle the next hour or so, while you take a well deserved break?”
in.amongst almost 4 years ago
limbo?
Kind&Kinder almost 4 years ago
JosephShriver almost 4 years ago
I dislike those kind of questions in interviews. I guess the answer would be “working here with you “
gopher gofer almost 4 years ago
in this interview just try to wing it…
Lawrence.S almost 4 years ago
If you answer, “I definitely belong in heaven!” you may end up in the ‘out’ box for self-righteousness. If you answer, “I fear it may be hell, I haven’t done all I could have with my life,” you get credit for knowing your limitations and demonstrate that you can continue to learn – and there is real hope for you.
Doug K almost 4 years ago
“… in the frying pan or …?”
Zebrastripes almost 4 years ago
Oh hell, I don’t know….
Dobby53 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
God has read Robert Sutton’s book “The NO Asshole Rule.”
Egrayjames almost 4 years ago
“Where do I see myself in the next five minutes?” Hell, I don’t know. Ten minutes ago I was on my way down to Buckhead to get a pack of cigarettes…..and now this?
Thehag almost 4 years ago
I used to hate that question when I was young and applying for a retail position. Always wanted to say “not working here.”
sandpiper almost 4 years ago
Answer: Hire me for two weeks, then ask me that again. I felt they needed to know I was not the only one who was getting a try-out. And naturally, when the recruiting sergeant aske me a similar question, I replied, OUT!. He suggested I try to keep that to myself for the next couple of years.
strictures almost 4 years ago
Why does the desk look a bit like the Resolute Desk?
mwest almost 4 years ago
Post-retirement, I was applying for a temp gig – 6 months to help wipe out a backlog. The interviewer knew I was retired, but he still asked the “Where do you see yourself in 5 years?” question, and it took all I had not to laugh in his face. I said something about being retired for reals by then. I got the job and it paid for a really nice vacation, which is why I took it in the first place!
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Just tell him what “you” want to hear. Either you get it or you don’t. Honesty is not necessarily the best policy but dishonesty is exactly the sort of thing that gets you in the “out” basket.
1953Baby almost 4 years ago
In a hammock in a place with perfect weather, with a magic table beside the hammock. Said table is filled with books I haven’t gotten to yet, and pastry of all kinds that are filled with calorie-less sugar and fat. . .
wirepunchr almost 4 years ago
Next 5 minutes? Oh next to the water cooler chatting up the birds. ;-}
yimhere almost 4 years ago
What’s the deal with the “gatekeeper” always portrayed as a male???
Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr. almost 4 years ago
“In! IN! IN IN IN IN IN!! IIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNN!”
LiamG.P almost 4 years ago
Soo, is this purgatory?
The Old Wolf almost 4 years ago
“Hired at an obscenely high salary.”
momcat almost 4 years ago
Back in the 60s, a female and pre-PC, I was asked if I planned to have another baby.
goblue86 almost 4 years ago
this one stings just a little since my new manager started calling all of us “resources”….
mistercatworks almost 4 years ago
Still thinking of a really good answer and disappointed in the question.
Buckeye67 almost 4 years ago
The correct answer is,“wearing a pair of those wings”.
Bookworm almost 4 years ago
“Forgive me, sir. I cannot answer that question as asked. Having impaired visual acuity to possible future events that are at best a mere potentiality, and since I have no real influence or control of any of the possible outcomes, I really cannot answer that question with any degree of accuracy or certainty. However, if you are asking ’where would I want to be in the next five minutes,’ then I could reply with some confidence.”
6turtle9 almost 4 years ago
Is this a trick question?
Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member almost 4 years ago
“Oh, Hell…”
the lost wizard almost 4 years ago
I’ll let you know after you get out of my chair.
STACEY MARSHALL Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Cinderfried!
keenanthelibrarian almost 4 years ago
Love the wings drying bon the line.
christelisbetty almost 4 years ago
Considering who is asking, and where he is asking it, my answer would be, “Having found Jesus, I hope he and I can be good friends, maybe a potluck dinnert after church.”
gravygraves almost 4 years ago
I WAS SELF EMPLOYED AND THE BOSS WAS AN IDIOT
Dobby53 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
“Where do I see myself in the next minute? Cleaning out the litter box and feeding the cats. Ask my cats- they are right behind you waiting for me.”
winston5610 almost 4 years ago
The interview with my current employer included the ‘where do you see yourself in five years’ question. “I’ll be sixty-seven years old, so I see myself semi-retired, on Medicare, and holding out for Social Security ’til four years past full retirement for the increased benefit.” I got a laugh and I got the job.
wordsmeet 4 months ago
Not the worst of questions, unlike Tell me 3 words that best describe you and Tell me 3 words that describe your ideal team. (From a real-life experience.)