Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for April 27, 2021

Another injury strip!

Aww, Tauhid, give Miles’ his own week-long arc…

Well, technically you do have to keep your eye on the ball, not literally though!

Third time you shout?

When asked the difference between tragedy and comedy. Mel Brooks said that tragedy is when I stub my toe on a crack in the sidewalk, comedy is when you walk into an open manhole and fall to your death.

And when you drive “Keep your eyes on the road.”

If something dangerous may be coming, “Keep your eyes peeled.”

How does that even happen?? Has anybody ever swung the bat faster than the ball like that?

Happened to a friend of mine once.

He’s absolutely right. Haha

He should just stick to swimming for now.

It gets funnier with every repeat.

“I’m Hungry!” “Hi Hungry! I’m Mom!” Repeated with my son for years.

Thank deity that he wasn’t playing with a Red Ryder Carbine Action 200-shot Range Model air rifle.

the first TWO times

His parents wouldn’t be worried about that if his grades were better.

I assistant coach little league so I have seen this a couple times.

This is actually funny.

How’d he even— nevermind…