Not a “race” for the cure.
Since lawyers have been allowed to advertise on TV and given up chasing ambulances they get no exercise at all.
Watching all the TV ads for accident lawyers, I’ve decided how to tell which are the sleaziest: Do they mention their history of huge settlements? If they just talk about justice, they might, just maybe, be honest.
But some people are just looking for a way to milk the system, through a lawyer!!
My money’s on the two guys who got rid of their suit coats.
Do they really need 10k?
Bury 6 lawyers up to their necks in cement and what do you have?
Not enough cement.
Spoiler alert… the ambulance wins.
The winner is the one who snuck into the ambulance before the race started.
Have you been injured in a race led by an ambulance? You may be due compensation.
If you’re good at your job, no ad is needed…I’ll make them pay!
No one likes a lawyer until they need one.
“Did you have surgery that involved pins, screws, stitches, band aids, nuts, bolts, zip ties? You may get PAID!! CALL 1-800- DIRT – BAG NOW!!
Please lower the pistol…
I see 4 potential personal injury lawsuits.
SHAKEDOWNVILLE almost 4 years ago
Not a “race” for the cure.
oldpine52 almost 4 years ago
Since lawyers have been allowed to advertise on TV and given up chasing ambulances they get no exercise at all.
pschearer Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Watching all the TV ads for accident lawyers, I’ve decided how to tell which are the sleaziest: Do they mention their history of huge settlements? If they just talk about justice, they might, just maybe, be honest.
SHIVA almost 4 years ago
But some people are just looking for a way to milk the system, through a lawyer!!
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 4 years ago
My money’s on the two guys who got rid of their suit coats.
nosirrom almost 4 years ago
Do they really need 10k?
Digital Frog almost 4 years ago
Bury 6 lawyers up to their necks in cement and what do you have?
Not enough cement.
Doug Taylor Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Spoiler alert… the ambulance wins.
mourdac Premium Member almost 4 years ago
The winner is the one who snuck into the ambulance before the race started.
Jeffin Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Have you been injured in a race led by an ambulance? You may be due compensation.
Zebrastripes almost 4 years ago
If you’re good at your job, no ad is needed…I’ll make them pay!
e.groves almost 4 years ago
No one likes a lawyer until they need one.
Spiny Norman Premium Member almost 4 years ago
“Did you have surgery that involved pins, screws, stitches, band aids, nuts, bolts, zip ties? You may get PAID!! CALL 1-800- DIRT – BAG NOW!!
WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Please lower the pistol…
cuzinron47 almost 4 years ago
I see 4 potential personal injury lawsuits.