In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for March 04, 2021

Darwin Award Winner #1

The penalty is copyright infringement for copping “Thag” from The Far Side.

It’s really tempting to go for the green, but if you try and cut off the dogleg on 12 you’re playing with fire.

And here I thought it was the Scots who invented golf. Silly me.

He just needs a longer club.

… or patience – maybe the ball will come to him. (if it doesn’t completely burn up first).

Is Thag after his ball or is he “inventing” fire?

Just a bit closer…

If you knew how much a golf ball cost in prehistoric times you’d be reaching for it too!

Lava fire bad!

“Stumpy” formally known as Thag.

Golfers never change.

I thought that traditionally, the low hard ones were called “worm burners,” not “ball burners.”