Yeah. I have male-pattern grocery-shelf blindness. It’s even worse when I’m not remembering the pattern of the label correctly… which as often as not is because some idiot “marketer” decided to add a “Now with less BLAH” bubble, or some other thing to make it look “better”. From my perspective, though, “better” is different and “different” is freakin’ WORSE !
I tell my wife that I know where everything is in the refrigerator and freezer but the fridge & freezer fairies come in at night, while we’re sleeping, and move everything around.
He should start getting ready NOW! Shower, dress in tomorrow’s clothes. Eat dinner, tomorrow’s breakfast, note location of tomorrow’s lunch to grab it in the morning. Then, jump into bed (say 6pm?) for extra long sleep! Yeah-thats the ticket!
Interesting problem. Our fridge has a bottom freezer, so the only person with any problem is my wife, who is shorter.
Here is a suggestion for a future Pickles. If the doorbell dings or the phone rings, my wife never seems to hear it, and I have to run upstairs from my den to answer.
But if sneak over to the freezer, and open it as quietly as I can, just the quietest sound of the springs stretching are enough for her to shout downstairs “If you are getting ice cream, bring me some.” Nothing, not WD40 nor silicon spray has eliminated that sound.
I call it female selective deafness. This also might explain why she never hears what I have to say. (Note, we just celebrated forty-three years of marriage. Mind you, if I had committed murder in 1978, I would have been out on parole, several decades ago.)
There is a theory that, because in ancient times men were hunters, and women were gatherers, men are looking for something to move so that they can give chase. Women are looking for ripe fruit.
I’m thinking a lot of this “refrigerator blindness” is due to back pain. There’s a lot of bending involved in a thorough refrigerator search. You’ll notice men don’t usually set up storage space for small items in a cabinet under a workbench.
Templo S.U.D. over 3 years ago
excuses, excuses (I would’ve thought Opal was going to tell Earl she didn’t get any blueberries)
Argythree over 3 years ago
Is ‘male refrigerator blindness’ a thing?
Concretionist over 3 years ago
Yeah. I have male-pattern grocery-shelf blindness. It’s even worse when I’m not remembering the pattern of the label correctly… which as often as not is because some idiot “marketer” decided to add a “Now with less BLAH” bubble, or some other thing to make it look “better”. From my perspective, though, “better” is different and “different” is freakin’ WORSE !
LookingGlass Premium Member over 3 years ago
Putting fresh blueberries in a refrigerator?? Who does that??
stillfickled Premium Member over 3 years ago
I’m not a male but I can’t see what’s usually right in front of my face.
Algolei I over 3 years ago
I have tall person blindness. Anything on the bottom shelf is invisible to me.
syzygy47 over 3 years ago
Cleverly hidden so by the time you do find them…white fuzzies on the blueberries.
Breadboard over 3 years ago
Label and Date everything not in the original container ….. This works as long as one can read and write ;-)
jagedlo over 3 years ago
Is there a charity we can give to that helps fight MRB?
6foot6 over 3 years ago
I have that. If it’s not ice cream or steak. I just don’t see it.
chrisrazzzz over 3 years ago
I’ve found its more likely to be female blindness! At least with my wife!
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
Some Men can never see what’s in front of them…..
John Wiley Premium Member over 3 years ago
MRB also asserts itself when it’s time for the garbage to go out. Just ask my wife.
phboles over 3 years ago
its real
Linguist over 3 years ago
I tell my wife that I know where everything is in the refrigerator and freezer but the fridge & freezer fairies come in at night, while we’re sleeping, and move everything around.
She’s not buyin’ it!
timinwsac Premium Member over 3 years ago
It’s just Earl’s glasses fogging up when he sticks his head in the fridge.
Indianapolis Smith over 3 years ago
Of course it’s a real thing. Happens to me all the…umm…what were we talking about again?
kab2rb over 3 years ago
Why I thought I had female refrigerator blindness.
ForrestOverin over 3 years ago
Shut the damn refrigerator door, Earl. No need jacking up the utility bill.
tomwheaton over 3 years ago
Yep
donwestonmysteries over 3 years ago
So Earl can’t find anything in male refrigerators? I wonder if he can find them in female refrigerators?
MichaelHelwig over 3 years ago
Why doesn’t she hide the casserole behind the blueberries?
zeexenon over 3 years ago
I bet she asked him 5 milliseconds after he opened the door.
karlene_fial over 3 years ago
That is a real side affect to my husband’s Alzheimer’s. Tell him something is right in front of him and he will turn his head from side to side.
lizschmidt82 over 3 years ago
I call it “male cupboard blindness”
anna over 3 years ago
He should start getting ready NOW! Shower, dress in tomorrow’s clothes. Eat dinner, tomorrow’s breakfast, note location of tomorrow’s lunch to grab it in the morning. Then, jump into bed (say 6pm?) for extra long sleep! Yeah-thats the ticket!
Robert Bandurka over 3 years ago
Interesting problem. Our fridge has a bottom freezer, so the only person with any problem is my wife, who is shorter.
Here is a suggestion for a future Pickles. If the doorbell dings or the phone rings, my wife never seems to hear it, and I have to run upstairs from my den to answer.
But if sneak over to the freezer, and open it as quietly as I can, just the quietest sound of the springs stretching are enough for her to shout downstairs “If you are getting ice cream, bring me some.” Nothing, not WD40 nor silicon spray has eliminated that sound.
I call it female selective deafness. This also might explain why she never hears what I have to say. (Note, we just celebrated forty-three years of marriage. Mind you, if I had committed murder in 1978, I would have been out on parole, several decades ago.)
Phanakapan over 3 years ago
There is a theory that, because in ancient times men were hunters, and women were gatherers, men are looking for something to move so that they can give chase. Women are looking for ripe fruit.
mistercatworks over 3 years ago
I’m thinking a lot of this “refrigerator blindness” is due to back pain. There’s a lot of bending involved in a thorough refrigerator search. You’ll notice men don’t usually set up storage space for small items in a cabinet under a workbench.
Sailor46 USN 65-95 over 3 years ago
There’s Hunters and gatherers, hunters normally hunt moving game, and gatherers pick berries. Earl is a hunter.
pbr50138 over 3 years ago
I know I have that. If what I’m looking for, isn’t right in front of me, I can’t see it.
Ray over 3 years ago
It’s nice to know there’s a name for my condition.