Pickles by Brian Crane for March 11, 2021

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 3 years ago

    excuses, excuses (I would’ve thought Opal was going to tell Earl she didn’t get any blueberries)

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    Argythree  over 3 years ago

    Is ‘male refrigerator blindness’ a thing?

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    Concretionist  over 3 years ago

    Yeah. I have male-pattern grocery-shelf blindness. It’s even worse when I’m not remembering the pattern of the label correctly… which as often as not is because some idiot “marketer” decided to add a “Now with less BLAH” bubble, or some other thing to make it look “better”. From my perspective, though, “better” is different and “different” is freakin’ WORSE !

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    LookingGlass Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Putting fresh blueberries in a refrigerator?? Who does that??

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    stillfickled Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I’m not a male but I can’t see what’s usually right in front of my face.

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    Algolei I  over 3 years ago

    I have tall person blindness. Anything on the bottom shelf is invisible to me.

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    syzygy47  over 3 years ago

    Cleverly hidden so by the time you do find them…white fuzzies on the blueberries.

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    Breadboard  over 3 years ago

    Label and Date everything not in the original container ….. This works as long as one can read and write ;-)

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    jagedlo  over 3 years ago

    Is there a charity we can give to that helps fight MRB?

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    6foot6  over 3 years ago

    I have that. If it’s not ice cream or steak. I just don’t see it.

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    chrisrazzzz  over 3 years ago

    I’ve found its more likely to be female blindness! At least with my wife!

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    Zebrastripes  over 3 years ago

    Some Men can never see what’s in front of them…..

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    John Wiley Premium Member over 3 years ago

    MRB also asserts itself when it’s time for the garbage to go out. Just ask my wife.

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    phboles  over 3 years ago

    its real

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    Linguist  over 3 years ago

    I tell my wife that I know where everything is in the refrigerator and freezer but the fridge & freezer fairies come in at night, while we’re sleeping, and move everything around.

    She’s not buyin’ it!

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    timinwsac Premium Member over 3 years ago

    It’s just Earl’s glasses fogging up when he sticks his head in the fridge.

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    Indianapolis Smith  over 3 years ago

    Of course it’s a real thing. Happens to me all the…umm…what were we talking about again?

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    kab2rb  over 3 years ago

    Why I thought I had female refrigerator blindness.

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    ForrestOverin  over 3 years ago

    Shut the damn refrigerator door, Earl. No need jacking up the utility bill.

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    tomwheaton  over 3 years ago

    Yep

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    donwestonmysteries  over 3 years ago

    So Earl can’t find anything in male refrigerators? I wonder if he can find them in female refrigerators?

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    MichaelHelwig  over 3 years ago

    Why doesn’t she hide the casserole behind the blueberries?

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    zeexenon  over 3 years ago

    I bet she asked him 5 milliseconds after he opened the door.

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    karlene_fial  over 3 years ago

    That is a real side affect to my husband’s Alzheimer’s. Tell him something is right in front of him and he will turn his head from side to side.

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    lizschmidt82  over 3 years ago

    I call it “male cupboard blindness”

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    anna  over 3 years ago

    He should start getting ready NOW! Shower, dress in tomorrow’s clothes. Eat dinner, tomorrow’s breakfast, note location of tomorrow’s lunch to grab it in the morning. Then, jump into bed (say 6pm?) for extra long sleep! Yeah-thats the ticket!

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    Robert Bandurka  over 3 years ago

    Interesting problem. Our fridge has a bottom freezer, so the only person with any problem is my wife, who is shorter.

    Here is a suggestion for a future Pickles. If the doorbell dings or the phone rings, my wife never seems to hear it, and I have to run upstairs from my den to answer.

    But if sneak over to the freezer, and open it as quietly as I can, just the quietest sound of the springs stretching are enough for her to shout downstairs “If you are getting ice cream, bring me some.” Nothing, not WD40 nor silicon spray has eliminated that sound.

    I call it female selective deafness. This also might explain why she never hears what I have to say. (Note, we just celebrated forty-three years of marriage. Mind you, if I had committed murder in 1978, I would have been out on parole, several decades ago.)

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    Phanakapan  over 3 years ago

    There is a theory that, because in ancient times men were hunters, and women were gatherers, men are looking for something to move so that they can give chase. Women are looking for ripe fruit.

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    mistercatworks  over 3 years ago

    I’m thinking a lot of this “refrigerator blindness” is due to back pain. There’s a lot of bending involved in a thorough refrigerator search. You’ll notice men don’t usually set up storage space for small items in a cabinet under a workbench.

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  over 3 years ago

    There’s Hunters and gatherers, hunters normally hunt moving game, and gatherers pick berries. Earl is a hunter.

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    pbr50138  over 3 years ago

    I know I have that. If what I’m looking for, isn’t right in front of me, I can’t see it.

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    Ray  over 3 years ago

    It’s nice to know there’s a name for my condition.

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