Close to Home by John McPherson for March 28, 2021

Bleeb is hard to see today. Very small.

The goat is gone……..long live the goat.

Only motor heads will understand.

He is wishing he was dead!

Bill’s final words: “Just leave me be but pull the plug before you leave.”

The hospital says when the money runs out, we’re cured or out.

That must be Ronnie Daytona in the bed then.

that mask hose is sure big enough.

It was 56 years old, but I got $1,000 for it!

I get the joke, but beyond that, I like how happy she looks to have him back (ignoring the discussions that will follow).

“ᴅᴏᴄᴛᴏʀ, ᴡᴇ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ᴀ ᴄʀᴀsʜ ᴄᴀʀᴛ ɪɴ ʜᴇʀᴇ… ʜᴇ’s ғʟᴀᴛ ʟɪɴɪɴ’!“

“ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʜɪᴍ, ɴᴜʀsᴇ!“

“ʜɪs ᴡɪғᴇ sᴏʟᴅ ʜɪs ᴄʟᴀssɪᴄ ᴄᴀʀ!“

“ᴏʜ… ᴡᴇʟʟ, ɪ’ᴠᴇ sᴇᴇɴ ᴛʜɪs ʙᴇғᴏʀᴇ… ʜᴇ’s ᴘʀᴇᴛᴛʏ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴀ ɢᴏɴᴇʀ!“

I figured that news would put him BACK into a coma

He really shouldn’t be “sproinging” so soon after a medical trauma.

With all the medical bills it was either you or the car that had to go. On reflection I’m not so sure that I made the right choice.

That would do it for me too OR it might just actually finish me off…..

Followed immediately by a fatal heart attack.

That wouldn’t even pay for the equipment rental during the coma.

That, or putting CNN on the TV.

She had to pay the gigolo some how…

She needed the money to pay your hospital bills, Bill

I think “Bill, I’m leaving you” would be just as effective and less fatal.

Hi Little Alien Dude! Hi Everyone! Wait until he finds out who she sold it to — BLEEB!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Bosco….Bosch…Bosco! Ughhhhh….

Don’t get squashed, Bleeb!