Those movies also assume that we can somehow beat the aliens (or in case of Independence Day 2 it assumed the audience consist of idiots). But I am with Ka D’Argo on this one, if we ever have an alien invasion we’re toast.
Earth is totally worth invading. The aliens would get our pristine drinking water, our huge acreage of arable land, forests filling the air with oxygen,… oh wait the way we treat our planet makes perfect sense to me now. We are destroying our environment to discourage alien invasion.
I have rhubarb in my yard. They grow strawberries up the road. On the rare occasion they get together, it’s heaven. Key lime is great, too, but it’s a different kind of pie.
Why would aliens bother to invade us? Oxygen is a dangerous oxydent and our scientists haven’t yet found a single planet with oxygen in the atmosphere (as a reminder ours was CO2 before bacteria fed on it and excreted oxygen). You have water in space, all you have to do is grab an ice asteroid instead of trying to settle on a planet that is trying to kill you. With a different biology everything on Earth is potentially a poison (war of the worlds had this one right for once). And if you have the technology to terraform (or is it alienform) a whole planet why not do it in your own system.
Planets capable of supporting complex life may be incredibly rare. The Earth may only be capable of it because of the very small percentage impact that resulted in our relatively large moon, which helps keep the planet’s core molten and capable of generating a magnetic field. It also helps to create the plate tectonics that have a large effect on regulating the amount of mix of chemicals in the atmosphere. Other similar planets likely exist, but only because it is a very big universe, there may be an insurmountable distance to the next one.
You know? I read Get Fuzzy this morning and ended up with a craving for pancakes which I had to make for breakfast, then I read Pearls and want a giant cheeseburger for lunch, now …
LastRoseofSummer Premium Member over 3 years ago
You are going to have to fight me for it.
sergioandrade Premium Member over 3 years ago
If it was key lime pie I’d get the joke.
ikini Premium Member over 3 years ago
What makes anyone think that aliens’ taste buds would enjoy it?
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 3 years ago
Strawberry/rhubarb is a mighty fine pie. But Verne is only saying that cause he knows he won’t ever have to.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 3 years ago
Also note that RJ said “behind” and not “beside.”
alien011 over 3 years ago
Those movies also assume that we can somehow beat the aliens (or in case of Independence Day 2 it assumed the audience consist of idiots). But I am with Ka D’Argo on this one, if we ever have an alien invasion we’re toast.
bdpoltergeist Premium Member over 3 years ago
Do we have a galactic standard week to respond?
hariseldon59 over 3 years ago
‘Starman’ loved dutch apple pie.
BRBurns1960 over 3 years ago
ROFL, so Verne will be guarding RJ and SRP!
theincrediblebulk over 3 years ago
Earth is totally worth invading. The aliens would get our pristine drinking water, our huge acreage of arable land, forests filling the air with oxygen,… oh wait the way we treat our planet makes perfect sense to me now. We are destroying our environment to discourage alien invasion.
Cedar the squirrel over 3 years ago
What if the aliens were allergic to strawberries?
Ellis97 over 3 years ago
Why do they even keep coming to Earth? It’s pretty boring and unevolved here.
ajr58(1) over 3 years ago
https://youtu.be/Hodg5It3usE
Bill The Nuke over 3 years ago
What would happen if we strapped a strawberry rhubarb pie to every politician the next time the alie s attack?
FassEddie over 3 years ago
Lookit th’ tail fins on dat slice!
Defective Premium Member over 3 years ago
I have rhubarb in my yard. They grow strawberries up the road. On the rare occasion they get together, it’s heaven. Key lime is great, too, but it’s a different kind of pie.
Masterskrain over 3 years ago
God, I haven’t had a good piece of Strawberry Rhubarb Pie in AGES…
cabalonrye over 3 years ago
Why would aliens bother to invade us? Oxygen is a dangerous oxydent and our scientists haven’t yet found a single planet with oxygen in the atmosphere (as a reminder ours was CO2 before bacteria fed on it and excreted oxygen). You have water in space, all you have to do is grab an ice asteroid instead of trying to settle on a planet that is trying to kill you. With a different biology everything on Earth is potentially a poison (war of the worlds had this one right for once). And if you have the technology to terraform (or is it alienform) a whole planet why not do it in your own system.
CaveCat87 over 3 years ago
“And I’ll be standing right behind you”. Gee, RJ, you really are such a fair weather friend, aren’t you?
the lost wizard over 3 years ago
They just want our vowels.
mjb515 over 3 years ago
Planets capable of supporting complex life may be incredibly rare. The Earth may only be capable of it because of the very small percentage impact that resulted in our relatively large moon, which helps keep the planet’s core molten and capable of generating a magnetic field. It also helps to create the plate tectonics that have a large effect on regulating the amount of mix of chemicals in the atmosphere. Other similar planets likely exist, but only because it is a very big universe, there may be an insurmountable distance to the next one.
mistercatworks over 3 years ago
I don’t think aliens would have to fight us. We have people perfectly willing to sell them absolutely anything.
sandflea over 3 years ago
Sounds great. Just leave out the rhubarb.
jmworacle over 3 years ago
Score one for R.J.
Eric Klein over 3 years ago
Wait, he is not using the twinki as the ultimate thing they would want if they came here?His he and what has he done with RJ?
Bobtul07110 over 3 years ago
Don’t like strawberries! Detest Rhubarb!! The aliens can have it!!!
Thinkingblade over 3 years ago
You know? I read Get Fuzzy this morning and ended up with a craving for pancakes which I had to make for breakfast, then I read Pearls and want a giant cheeseburger for lunch, now …
Seed_drill over 3 years ago
Haven’t had that since my great aunt Vera passed away. But note, it’s something I will always remember about her.
candor1230 over 3 years ago
Rhubarb Custard Pie is better. :)
pearlquake over 3 years ago
I didn’t know rhubarb was a real thing…I mean, has anyone actually SEEN a rhubarb?