Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for February 23, 2021
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Transcript:
She may not be the funniest girl, and she may not be the smartest. She may not be the sweetest girl, or the prettiest, but... Hrmm. At this point, I elected to leave the altar.
Algolei I almost 4 years ago
The speaker — was this the bride or the groom?
Ida No almost 4 years ago
“She may not be all here, either. I better leave before she is.”
That thought tipped the scales.
Randallw almost 4 years ago
She’s got a wonderful personality.
Qiset almost 4 years ago
Oh yeah. She’s extremely wealthy.
Kaputnik almost 4 years ago
If that’s his attitude, she’s at least a lucky girl to have found out before this went any further.
bxclent Premium Member almost 4 years ago
as if you are such a catch
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Did everyone hear that big sigh of relief from her.
pumaman almost 4 years ago
But if she’s kinda funny and sorta smart and mostly sweet and somewhat pretty, it all adds up to a heck of a girl.
mistercatworks almost 4 years ago
If you are looking to marry a bundle of superlatives, that bundle will almost certainly reject you as “shallow” and “arrogant”. That’s been my experience. :)
ferddo almost 4 years ago
The pickiest guys I know happen to be not so top shelf themselves…
Stephen Gilberg almost 4 years ago
He said it out loud right in front of her?
NWdryad almost 4 years ago
But she just might be the most vindictive girl. Don’t turn your back on her.