Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for March 08, 2021

Not an improvement, Horace…

Better than not doing anything.

That would be so much easier in a swivel chair.

Spin around fast enough and maybe it will clear the clutter

Need to change positions often when you’re in the same chair 24/7/365 and still counting…..

The thing that keeps this from being funny is the number of people I have heard say this, unironically.

and exactly which axis will you be taking to turn your life around Horace…? tap tap tap…

I believe this is a play on an old Yogi Berra quotation. Or, it could just be “deja vu all over again”.

I suppose going around in circles still counts as “turning around”…

I only see one pizza there, he’ll need another to turn his life around two pie radians.

Nothing like ending up where you started from.

Dogbert explained this to Ratbert late last century, as I recall. Greetings, fellow geezers!

Turn the ‘Captain Crunch’ around too and check the ingredients. There is no good reason to put artificial dye in what would have been considered food.

The next time I play chess I’m going to situate all my pieces so they are facing me just to annoy my opponent and all the pieces would have to go backward.

There! Wanna see it again?

I’d say, it kinda beats just going in circles.

And the painted ponies go up and down (in elevators?).

What’s the virtue in “making a difference,” anyway? Why are we continually told to do so?

Actually it’s somewhere between 90 and 180 degrees otherwise he’d be back where he was.