Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for February 23, 2021

I guess that’s June in the hat over on the right collecting bugs.

Poor Kevin.

In some parts, good money is spent for that privilege. Word to the wise though, turtle gossip should be taken with a grain of salt.

…I love just hearing the punch line to a joke…

…but where are the other three panels?..

…other great punch lines that could have been accepted are…

…surprise, surprise, surprise, that’s not my finger, either…

…it is better to be Nate than lever…

…that’s not my dog…

…I said pie, not fry…

…of course, now, we’re equally screwed…

…blow is only an expression…

…I said seven up the uncola…

…third base!…

…Frog Applause is justified in obscurity and mischievous malarkey based only on the malaise of current political correctness and gut wrenching rhetoric that has been cancelled for tomorrow morning to you Democrats in congress…

…(the last punch line is my all time favorite)…

Hawaiian Punch line taste pretty good.

And that was the last time that she asked Kevin to accompany her to clutch.

Whereas a hare would get them all out in a day.

1965: Dylan goes electric – music changed forever.

1968: Warhol paints a soup can – pop art changed forever.

2021: Burritt uses single quote marks in a cartoon speech balloon – readers say, ‘meh.’

June bugs are for the birds …!

Come to Florida in May, and you’ll get to see our love bugs. You won’t see much else through your windshield, however.

“I’m glad we made that clear”, he said glassy-eyed.

June bugs should get a room.

Quite a nice-sized garden, there, with three folks working it (veggies? flowers? both?). But those tortoises (sic; landlubbers, as one sees), with their wagging little tongues, aren’t giving us the whole Story of Kevin. It may be mildly ribald if not downright pornographic!…

Tortoises. What can you do with them?