Nothing is impossible in life. All my life I has achieved the impossible.
“The best way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing.” – Walt Disney. He didn’t say doing what. So I choose doing the impossible. And nothing is impossible.
“The pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees opportunity in every difficulty.” – Winston Churchill. What he didn’t say is that what to do when you sees an opportunity to fail in a difficulty.
You learns more from failure than from success. Don’t let it stops you. Failure builds character. Build a character that’s bigger than the biggest building and breaks the world records.
It’s not whether you get knocked down, it’s whether you get up. Unless you’re knocked out cold, that is.
“If you are working on something that you really care about, you don’t have to be pushed. The vision pulls you.” – Steve Jobs. He’s right. Me vision pulls me towards a new monocle.
Failure is not an option. It’s a consequence. Try and try until you die. And then, six feet under you lie.
What they doesn’t tells you in em motivational sayings is that they all comes with a conditions apply.
When we say “failure is not an option” then there can be no risk taken and “success” gets redefined. Sometimes it is appropriate, but there is always negative consequences to address later.
It’s official: I am the Pig character in this comic. Nice, but somewhat clueless. Could be worse – could be Rat. But I will keep striving towards Goat.
BE THIS GUY over 3 years ago
Lower expectations lead to greater happiness.
BasilBruce over 3 years ago
“If at first you don’t succeed, try again. Then quit. There’s no sense in being a damn fool about it.” —W. C. Fields
Templo S.U.D. over 3 years ago
good try anyway, Pig
ImDaRealAni over 3 years ago
Kind of a variation of “I’m a statistician, not a cheerleader”.
Bilan over 3 years ago
My motivational poster: When you’re already at the bottom, you don’t have to worry about being over the hill.
ronaldspence over 3 years ago
“So we cheated and we lied and we testedAnd we never failed to fail it was the easiest thing to doYou will survive being bested” CSN
jpsomebody over 3 years ago
Failure is not an option, It’s mandatory.
[Unnamed Reader - 8bb645] over 3 years ago
Failure is not an option
it is a requirement
lavender headgear over 3 years ago
Failure isn’t an option? Is it a necessity?
Sanspareil over 3 years ago
Pig succeeded in failing! calls for more beers!
Procat Premium Member over 3 years ago
When you fail just blame others, isn’t that what politicians do?
iggyman over 3 years ago
Sometimes you fail many times before you succeed!
Gent over 3 years ago
So you wants motivations? Here you goes.
Nothing is impossible in life. All my life I has achieved the impossible.
“The best way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing.” – Walt Disney. He didn’t say doing what. So I choose doing the impossible. And nothing is impossible.
“The pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees opportunity in every difficulty.” – Winston Churchill. What he didn’t say is that what to do when you sees an opportunity to fail in a difficulty.
You learns more from failure than from success. Don’t let it stops you. Failure builds character. Build a character that’s bigger than the biggest building and breaks the world records.
It’s not whether you get knocked down, it’s whether you get up. Unless you’re knocked out cold, that is.
“If you are working on something that you really care about, you don’t have to be pushed. The vision pulls you.” – Steve Jobs. He’s right. Me vision pulls me towards a new monocle.
Failure is not an option. It’s a consequence. Try and try until you die. And then, six feet under you lie.
What they doesn’t tells you in em motivational sayings is that they all comes with a conditions apply.
Kind&Kinder over 3 years ago
Old Reader’s Digest line: If at first you don’t succeed, you have plenty of company!
mail2jbl over 3 years ago
I guess Pig thought he was writing demotivational posters?
zerotvus over 3 years ago
today i breath…tomorrow i pass gas.
wrd2255 over 3 years ago
Pig has a bright future in humorous demotivational posters, though.
Croc Holliday over 3 years ago
I prefer the demotivational posters at www.despair.com.
lpvzer over 3 years ago
nice
johndifool over 3 years ago
So, Pig is speaking words of wisdom…
Ellis97 over 3 years ago
Pig isn’t even trying.
Totalloser Premium Member over 3 years ago
I’ve lowered my expectations to the limit, so even if I fail I succeeded
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
But with failure, PIG, you’ll never learn to be better next time! Start reading the want ads…
Sir Bugsy over 3 years ago
Pig should write for despair.com
Great stuff: https://despair.com/collections/demotivators
Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 3 years ago
And got a job with Demotivationals.
william.flynn45 over 3 years ago
I’m pretty sure that most of those species that went extinct were those who were constantly happy.
uniquename over 3 years ago
Here’s mine: Happiness is a choice.
dsom8 over 3 years ago
Since I gave up hope I feel much better.
William O'Connor Premium Member over 3 years ago
He should get a job working for demotivators.com. He would fit right in there.
DondiDoo over 3 years ago
Failure is not an option. It’s a configuration setting under Menu.
CaveCat87 over 3 years ago
When life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice in someone’s eyes for a really painful sensation.
the lost wizard over 3 years ago
Failure is trying to get Go Comics comments to show within a reasonable time period today.
txmystic over 3 years ago
When the going gets tough? QUIT
If at first you don’t succeed? QUIT
When life gives you lemons? QUIT
zeexenon over 3 years ago
Failure for submariners turned out to be bad, very bad.
Daeder over 3 years ago
“Hanging in there is so much more work than just letting go.”
Thinkingblade over 3 years ago
When we say “failure is not an option” then there can be no risk taken and “success” gets redefined. Sometimes it is appropriate, but there is always negative consequences to address later.
Sisyphos over 3 years ago
“Easy come, easy go.” —That’s motivational enough for your job search; right, Pig?
BWR over 3 years ago
Pessimists are never disappointed.
Laurie Stoker Premium Member over 3 years ago
It’s official: I am the Pig character in this comic. Nice, but somewhat clueless. Could be worse – could be Rat. But I will keep striving towards Goat.
fstarrett over 3 years ago
shameless plug. https://despair.com
donut reply over 3 years ago
Move to the department making funny posters.
dpflyer1 about 3 years ago
Obviously he took a page from the leftist/commie/dems…set the bar as low as possible, then trip over it.