Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for March 11, 2021

I presume that Lucky Charms breakfast cereal is not to be found in the BPH…

That’s one very angry, itty bitty, bouncy, kicky leprechaun!

“Irish grumblin’.” I see you’ve met my family.

Laughing, laughing, laughing…..itty fists bitty fury! The poor kids, running from the irate little creature. Defending his gold against all comers. Run Away! Run Away!

But how will Elvis be able to protect the People-kittens if they’ve locked him out?!

The Children have a bedroom door that locks from the inside?

…that seems…unsafe. I’m just saying.

I suspect that the bitty (and bitey) fury of the leprechaun will be no match for the fury of Elvis at seeing his Girl threatened. My guess is that the Irish pest is doomed.

And a warning about the Little People in general:

https://www.scottishpoetrylibrary.org.uk/poem/fairies/

O.T. My eye

" OK, you! Hand over that CEREAL !! " … :)

Hmm… I wonder why you never see any girl leprechauns? =/

Irish grumblin’. Like that.

Elvis about to sound ‘Round one’ in…

Bitey and feisty!

everybody run, the leprechaun is angry.

Elvis looks like he wants to take care of the little green intruder! He definitely is not impressed so far and is not too happy that the Boy and the Girl are frightened!

Goldie’s experience helps her quickly identify the pest.

Oh come on. They isn’t for realsies.

Something tells me Elvis isn’t going to let some leprechaun pest threaten his girl.

Elvis does not like his children threatened.

ITTY FISTS!!! Bwahahahahaha!!! I love this whole strip! Bitty fury and Irish Grumbling take a close second but itty. Oh my lol!

Lepracoon? Haw. Looks like an overgrown rodent. Pounce upon him and eat him, Elvis.

Sound effects are on fire today.

And as usual the humans are the wimps

“Runaway! Runaway!”

“Itty Fists and Bitty Fury” – coming March 2021 to a comic near you!

Okay, I expect sympathy here…

My wife’s family surnames are Finnegan, Fitzpatrick, Gaffney & Dowd.

I know A LOT about Irish grumbling. The weather, politics, the designated hitter rule…nothing but grumbling. But to be fair, the kicking and tiny Irish fists have subsided in the past few years.

Money? It seems that it is my gold that disappears…What do you mean we need another cat toy?

And talk about grudges…let me tell you how they can hold grudges. Marie is still pissed at the English about the Potato famine and me for leaving up the toilet seat in 1993.

And you would think I would get some credit for my German ancestry. When Marie married me, she was blessed by having good, orderly German thinking and ingenuity brought into her life. But noooooo. Germans this and Germans that, and if you were so smart why did the Hindenburg blow up?

No wonder why the Irish men spend so much time in the Pub.

its prob one of the mice

Okay, two more days to resolve this. I’m enjoying every panel buuutttt is the leprechaun a real creature? Will it become an annual regular like the July Bug? Or will there be some explanation that it’s really a (you fill in the blank) in costume?

The little guy acts more like a ninja, albeit a red-bearded one.

They’re after his Lucky Charms!

Elvis’s tail is twitching. The leprechaun is doomed.

OT: got vaccine #1 yesterday! No ill effects thus far.

Also, Maverick and Mickey have not yet killed each other. Actually, Maverick can tolerate Mickey in limited doses, which is progress. Ember has been avoiding him like … well … like Covid. She came down last night to take a drink from the water fountain, but visibly recoiled when she smelled Mickey’s scent on it. I could almost hear her little kitty mind thinking “eww, dog cooties!”

Will the Woman need to put out dead socks meat and gold foil covered chocolate to appease the itty irate creature?

O.T. Cat and thyroid meds.

Oh my cat!

OHHHH!…..Elvis is gonna get ’em

And where exactly are the Robber Mice in this whole mess?

When leprechauns are grumbling

Sure, it’s like a stormy path

But their grumbling and their fury

Is no match for feline wrath!

When leprechauns aren’t happy

All the world seems may seem afire

But they’d better watch out for

Our Siamese cat’s ire!

OH wow! Could it be a mouse in disguise ??

OT: COVID shots

Elvis, ATTACK! It’s threatening the girl!

Okay, the cataract comments above got me thinking about this. Has anyone out there ever had the surgery for floaters where they drain the fluid (and hopefully the floaters) from your eyeball and replace the fluid with saline (I think it’s called vitrectomy)? And if so, what were the results? This is something that looms in my future and I’d like to hear about any experiences with this.

This is not that far-out of a story line. See this article: https://www.liverpoolpicturebook.com/2015/10/LiverpoolLeprechauns.html

Quick! Somebody hide the Lucky Charms!

“Elvis One, Control. Do you have target in sight?”

“Control, Elvis One. I have lock, good tone.”

“Elvis One, Control. Cleared to launch!”

Is the leprechaun now going to slowly slid down the door like Wyle E. Coyote?

When she was in second grade our daughter came home from school one day and announced that her teacher had misspelled “leprechaun.” The girl was right. Notes from that woman showed that a verbal learning disability apparently is no bar to teaching second grade.

Is this what happens when you take a chocoholic’s “golden” coins away?

OMC, the “itty fists” and the “bitty fury” is so awesome! Made my morning.

VILE BABY RACCOON IN DISGUISE!!!! Quick, unmask it and kick it out of the apartment. It’s doing it’s part to start the war between leprechauns and cats!

You’re supposed to think it’s a real leprechaun and defend the children from the leprechauns. Then you’re supposed to go on the offensive and attack real leprechauns (not that Pucky would) to get rid of them. They’ll counter. And as the war rages the vile raccoons will mov in and start robbing both sides blind.

Before this is over, I think the BCN team will be offering the leprechaun gold to get rid of him. :)

the cats are after me lucky charms…….

No more Lucky Charms for breakfast.

Show that pipsqueak who’s boss, Elvis!

KILL IT!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

Georgia Dunn please include something about G.R.O.S.S. in next comic we improve comics by flagging spammers so they do not stay plz help

And Elvis did not go to the rescue or jump in to protect his favorite girl? Shameful, dad cat!

Puck is my favorite

I’m hoping the leprechaun will not discourage the snakes from making their St Catty’s Day appearance.

Ok I promise I am not like that I’m the opposite

crazy little man in house of crazy furballs !!

Git some, Elvis!

Reminds me of my brother…