Well, non existence eliminates your blood pressure and cholesterol levels! and any cancer problems, gastro intestinal problems, neighbour problems, financial problems, criminal problems and any other problems just disappear!
“The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.” On top of all the bad press the Universe received, someone forgot to plug in the battery charger. Who is responsible for creating this mess????
“There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.” Douglas Adams.
Not sure how this meme got so popular. Just replaced “God” with “advanced programming simulation”. Since we cannot see either the input nor the output, it’s moot.
Bilan over 3 years ago
We’re going to need a USB – Universe Star Battery.
GreasyOldTam over 3 years ago
Depends on what it was reading ten billion years ago.
LookingGlass Premium Member over 3 years ago
It’s just a minor glitch in the scheme of things!!
/SNARK/
mddshubby2005 over 3 years ago
Now where did we put that charger cable?
Jesy Bertz Premium Member over 3 years ago
Who put Texas in charge of the Universe?
Sanspareil over 3 years ago
Well, non existence eliminates your blood pressure and cholesterol levels! and any cancer problems, gastro intestinal problems, neighbour problems, financial problems, criminal problems and any other problems just disappear!
Yontrop over 3 years ago
I’m glad to see Dr. Mel is OK… I think.
Doug K over 3 years ago
No need (use) worrying. If the theory is correct, the warning isn’t for you. … unless you think you can “wake up” (get the attention) of the the user.
Pray for God’s power (“intervention”)?
Bilan over 3 years ago
Do we plug into that socket with two black holes or the one with three?
Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 3 years ago
Have you tried unplugging the Universe and plugging it back in?
tcumming over 3 years ago
Better throw it in reverse and start backing up
Beaker over 3 years ago
You need the best of both renewable energy sources. That’s right my friends, the solar wind turbine.
YippiKiAyMofo over 3 years ago
Nah, “they” back the universe up on a regular basis, thus creating the multiverse. Restoring from back-up is actually what causes deja-vu.
MeGoNow Premium Member over 3 years ago
Odds are Brewster tripped over the cord.
winston5610 over 3 years ago
That’s the three-degree Kelvin background radiation.
blakerl over 3 years ago
“The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.” On top of all the bad press the Universe received, someone forgot to plug in the battery charger. Who is responsible for creating this mess????
ChessPirate over 3 years ago
Was the Dark Energy Charger purchased with the Universe?
Teto85 Premium Member over 3 years ago
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 3 years ago
Entropy in action.
JPuzzleWhiz over 3 years ago
Yes, Brewster, be worried…be VERY worried…!
tripwire45 over 3 years ago
I want to see what happens when the power goes to…
Buckeye67 over 3 years ago
Where’s the damn plug.
mistercatworks over 3 years ago
Not sure how this meme got so popular. Just replaced “God” with “advanced programming simulation”. Since we cannot see either the input nor the output, it’s moot.
The Orange Mailman over 3 years ago
Disconnected from the power source. Oof.
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 3 years ago
Can the Time Lords give us a dose of regeneration energy?