Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for March 07, 2021

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    Bilan  over 3 years ago

    We’re going to need a USB – Universe Star Battery.

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    GreasyOldTam  over 3 years ago

    Depends on what it was reading ten billion years ago.

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    LookingGlass Premium Member over 3 years ago

    It’s just a minor glitch in the scheme of things!!

    /SNARK/

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    mddshubby2005  over 3 years ago

    Now where did we put that charger cable?

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Who put Texas in charge of the Universe?

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    Sanspareil  over 3 years ago

    Well, non existence eliminates your blood pressure and cholesterol levels! and any cancer problems, gastro intestinal problems, neighbour problems, financial problems, criminal problems and any other problems just disappear!

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    Yontrop  over 3 years ago

    I’m glad to see Dr. Mel is OK… I think.

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    Doug K  over 3 years ago

    No need (use) worrying. If the theory is correct, the warning isn’t for you. … unless you think you can “wake up” (get the attention) of the the user.

    Pray for God’s power (“intervention”)?

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    Bilan  over 3 years ago

    Do we plug into that socket with two black holes or the one with three?

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Have you tried unplugging the Universe and plugging it back in?

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    tcumming  over 3 years ago

    Better throw it in reverse and start backing up

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    Beaker  over 3 years ago

    You need the best of both renewable energy sources. That’s right my friends, the solar wind turbine.

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    YippiKiAyMofo  over 3 years ago

    Nah, “they” back the universe up on a regular basis, thus creating the multiverse. Restoring from back-up is actually what causes deja-vu.

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    MeGoNow Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Odds are Brewster tripped over the cord.

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    winston5610  over 3 years ago

    That’s the three-degree Kelvin background radiation.

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    blakerl  over 3 years ago

    “The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.” On top of all the bad press the Universe received, someone forgot to plug in the battery charger. Who is responsible for creating this mess????

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    ChessPirate  over 3 years ago

    Was the Dark Energy Charger purchased with the Universe?

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    Teto85 Premium Member over 3 years ago
    “There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.” Douglas Adams.
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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Entropy in action.

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    JPuzzleWhiz  over 3 years ago

    Yes, Brewster, be worried…be VERY worried…!

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    tripwire45  over 3 years ago

    I want to see what happens when the power goes to…

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    Buckeye67  over 3 years ago

    Where’s the damn plug.

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    mistercatworks  over 3 years ago

    Not sure how this meme got so popular. Just replaced “God” with “advanced programming simulation”. Since we cannot see either the input nor the output, it’s moot.

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    The Orange Mailman  over 3 years ago

    Disconnected from the power source. Oof.

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Can the Time Lords give us a dose of regeneration energy?

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