Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for April 22, 2021

Hello everyone! How is your day going? I hope you are doing good. looks like nate was right! anyway have a good day!

Today’s the day

What nationality/heritage are you guys?I’m half Colombian half Salvadorian

Nates face tho-

Nate told you Gina

I thought godfrey was mean but fair now i know that she is the worst teacher ever. This is a big win for nate tho so i am kinda happy

i have a question: what do u guys want more a big nate movie or a big nate series

“I mustn’t show favoritism.” HA!!

EXPOSED

for the millionth time. hasn’t mr peirce done this before?

4/10

I bet correctly!!! Haha!

poll; whos your favorite teacher

everybody bet correctly

I’m pretty sure Ms. Godfrey misunderstood Gina, but don’t quote me on that, we’ll have to wait and see

Good morning, afternoon or night everyone! hope you have a good day! LOL looks like Mrs Godfrey does take favorites! But I bet Mrs Godfrey isn’t done speaking yet, she might say: tables will be lovely but…

good night see you tommorow

and good morning if your reading this tommorow

I can imagine Mrs. Godfrey saying that Nate interrupted her, and if she completed her sentence, she would have said something “That would be lovely, but the only problem is that”. Someone fill in the blank because I don’t really know what would fit, haha.

Hi guys I’ve been here for a while but I just found out how to make an account lol

Shes somehow gonna make this nates fault

Can Ed celebrate that by getting me pinned comment please?

*me not Ed

this is a win-win situation for nate. if mrs g agrees with gina, it proves she plays favorites and doesnt treat her students equally. if she does have a legitimate excuse not to do the tables thing, then it shows that she’s willing to negotiate and explain things patiently to gina but not nate, which is also not treating her students equally.

Ok the next comment I post please reply to a lot to get me pinned

Yeet

i see in the nate universe when you shout aha one of your eyes grow 6x their size

wow nate was actually right

Omg she is soooo biased!!! :o

Exposed

It’s funny that you bozos actually think Mrs. Godfrey is the only teacher that plays favorites.

point proven

Idea stolen!

Oh, LOOK! nEpOtIsM!!!

That was intense

BUSTED

GODFREY GOT EXPOSED

This is why I hate Mrs. Godfrey.

i freaking knew it

I would say that was finally confirmed but it was already proven in the past

REVENGE!

Note that Nate interrupted Mrs. Godfrey before she could finish her sentence. This isn’t over yet.

Revolution here we come

part 4 of SCP nate

DISCLAIMER: Contains blood, violence, mild language and horror themes. If you are uncomfortable about any of the above, please don’t read this. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

(P.S: Nate is an anomaly, not a member of the SCP foundation)

(P.S.S: This is not my strong suit, I apologize in advance for any mistakes)

The plan was simple. Insurgency spies found the blueprints of the site and found a weak spot in the walls. I was supposed to get mad and blow through the walls. We arrived by parachute to avoid attention. Now all I had to do was get mad. Great. Suddenly, I was shoved into the wall. I turned to see 54 with his arms stretched.

Me: “How is that supposed to get me mad?”

54: “Whatever stupid, just smash down the door.”

Me: “It’s not working…”

Then 54 punched me: square in the face. Then I got mad. I started punching into the wall. The wall smashed down, revealing security officers. They raised their rifles about to shoot, but were shot first. The insurgency troopers dispersed and I heard guns firing. With nothing else to do, I walked around the place, looking around, oblivious to the ensuing chaos. I meant a few guards here and there, but dispatched them easily. Apparently these guys lock up monsters and make sure they don’t kill humans, which I guess is pretty chill. Makes me wonder if the chaos insurgency are actually the “good guys”. Even if they aren’t , it’s not like the foundation is the good guys. I walked around some more until I got to the guards lounge or something.

continued in replies

Nate pushed his thoughts of Dee Dee aside when he realized his friends were talking again. “What did you guys just say?” Francis and Teddy rolled their eyes, as this isn’t the first time Nate zoned out on them during a conversation. “I was saying, didn’t you and Dee Dee went to a dance together?” Francis said. Nate remembered that dance. He hadn’t meant to ask Dee Dee to that dance. Nate was trying to ask Dee Dee to join the cartooning club, but a stray sandwich caused Nate to lose his track of thought, and Dee Dee accepted what she thought was an invitation to the dance. Nate remembered panicking, worried that Dee Dee would perform some big, dramatic act in front of everyone there.

Not that the dance was a complete disaster, Nate thought it was one of the best dances of his life. However, he hadn’t really gave any thought to asking her again. Especially since she made it clear she only thought of him as a friend. “That was an accident,” Nate replied, “I didn’t mean to ask her that time.” “Well, you should ask her again,” Teddy said, “after all, you two go together like peanut butter and chocolate.” “No, I’m not doing it.” Nate stated firmly. “Nothing will make me ask her. I’d rather ask Mrs. GODFREY before I ask Dee Dee again.”

“Well then, I guess we should make this interesting,” Francis said, rubbing his hands together, “Let’s make a bet!” Nate froze, his ears suddenly attentive, listening to what the bet was, fearing the worst. “Here is the idea. If you, Nate, ask Dee Dee to the dance and go with her, I’ll do your homework for you for a MONTH. You don’t, you have to give up Cheez Doodles for a month.” Nate swallowed hard, hardly believing his ears. “Even better,” Teddy added, “you have to do one slow dance with Dee Dee before the end of the dance. You do that, and I’ll buy you a big bag of Cheez Doodles every day for a week.” Nate began to think it over, weighing the pros and cons of the situation.

Watch, she is going to say something like how Gina asked better or like the Nate said the desks and in the last panel, she says TABLES would be nice. Nate never wins.

Get caught in 4K godfrey

This time, heart the comment ABOVE ME if you like this. No hearting this comment or its reply, JUST the comment above me.

DUMB BIG NATE AND GINA’S CURSE: PART 6

Alien noichols has the infinity gauntlet in his hand. he is about to destr0y all life in the universe except himself! WhAt An EGo!

Alien Nichols: MWAHAHAHAHA! nOw I sHALL cOVnIEntLY wAit uNTit The WrONG tiME 2 sNAp Mah FiNGerS

Nate: OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO0OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU DON’T!!!!!!!

nate juumps at nichols da alien. they get into a tug-of-war fight over the infi nity gauntlet like litle kids doo doo

Alien Nichols: MINE MINE MINE

Nate: MINE MINE MINE

Both Of Them: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNiR5ZTb_MA

Teddy: lol this is cringe

Francis: ArEN’T wii all cringe?!

Teddy: ooh.

Nate punches alien nicholls’s face and grabs the infinity gauntlet. he tries to braek it but OH NO! this one doesn’t break!

Alien Nichols: MWAHAHAHHAHAHA U FOOL! IN THIS DUMB AND STUPID UNIVERSE, GAUNTLETS DO NOT BREAK!

Alien Nichols snatches the infinity gauntlet form nate. nate panickskks

Nate: eoagjoaesgjiaesogjieogEGJIOej ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHhhhhhhhhhh

PART 6 CONTINUED IN REPLIES

Hi

here we go

FAVORITISM

Happy Earth Day!

Today’s Earth Day

a happy birthday to space_owl today!

Wow. The favoritism is absolutely insane.

Plot twist: Nate was dreaming when he asked mrs Godfrey, but now he is awake when Gina is asking, so he makes a fool of himself

Oooooooh she got exposed oof XD

This not going to end well

Woah. The look on Nate’s fave

I just realized she could have been about to say something like ¨Tables would be lovely, but…¨ and Nate just cut her off.

poll: Pearls before swine or big nate?

We did that in fourth grade. (In third grade, we had hexagonal tables, so groups of six, no desks.)

BIG NATE MEETS FNF PART 3

bf: beep boop

Nate: TALK. NORMALLY.

Senpai: he speaks the boop language.

Also Senpai: we never got your names.

Nate: oh. The name’s Nate.

Francis: big brain Francis here :)

Senpai: I don’t have a name ;-; so people just call me Senpai.

Bf: beep!

GF: he said we all don’t have names. But we go by bf, gf, Skid & Pump, and Pico.

Pico: what she said.

Skid: SPOOKY MONTH!!

Pump: SPOOKY MONTH :D

Senpai: DO THE SPOOKY DANCE

Nate: Francis how is you big brain

Francis: 2 + 2 = Fish, 7 + 7 = Triangle & 3 + 3 = 8 :D

Nate: o m g

Francis: b i g b r a i n m e

Nate: y e a h

Chad: mE iS cHaD

Nate: BEHOLD DA POWER OF CHAD

PART 4 TOMORROW

Busted Mrs. Godfrey!!! >:)

Looks like Nate is right!

day 4 of saving notifs (46hrs) number: 184

Saving Up Notifications Day 7:

Notification Count: 149

Mrs. Godfrey is treating Nate like the middle child and Gina is the youngest.

you’ve got to be kidding me. Nate could suck up for a year and still not get that kind of favoritism

His expression XD

When I first went on this website, it was pretty peaceful until there was this spammer named, “skwidwurd gaming”

bruh

I watched godzilla vs. kong yesterday. (I watched the fight scenes only)

Question Time: Who is worse, Randy or Marcus?

you know when hates you when the teacher says no to you but says yes to the other classmate for the same thing

#relatibel

imagine if Godfrey wasn’t going to agree

fire mrs. godfrey

Poor Nate!

She has no Shame

Comment 710

IT WAS SO OBVIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!

AH-HA! what do you know. When nate asked, she said no! When gina, she said yes. SHE DOES PLAY FAVORITES!!!

No spammer

Give it a rest, Nate. She explained what she wanted better. And her idea suggested something that might apeal to a teacher: small workgroups.

Like you needed that for proof. But PROOF it is…..

1k comments already wow

nate, you maybe shouldn’t have done that.

Poll: E

IMA MAKE A CULT. IT’S CALLED THE SSG CULT >:D

Poll: Who’s more worse? (Debs, Squid or Sandy Caddel)

Wow! over 1000 comment before noon

This comment section is actually messed up, so..

Bye bye once again.

Oh my god! Nate and Gina suggested the same thing, and Mrs. Godfrey turned down Nate, but she doesn’t do that for Gina??!!!!!!

debs can i join your clan?

look at nates face lol

Day 1 of Notification Count: 13

Bring her down! Bring her down!

Mrs. Godfrey should have been fired a long time ago.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO SPACE OWL!!!!!

poll: should debs stop yes or no

I think ms.godfrey was trying to say tables would be lovely gina, but I’m afraid I can’t do that. just guessing

Bruh

BNRAF = Big Nate Revolution Against Faculty

nate pepsi. read pesi updide down

and now nate is going to tart screaming his head off and get sent to detention

this proves she does favorites. how is everyone’s day going?

Today’s news.

News related to the strip: Nate just discovered, Mrs. Godfrey stands by her favourties.

Good news: Space_Owl on GoComics has birthday today. Happy Birthday, Space_Owl!

Bad news: Debs is back. Ugh.

Day 2: 2 notifications.

you owe me twenty bucks and a box of froot loops

Sorry for too much comments, but I have to post this now.

Big Nate and the Big Event – Part 13

At this day, there was about to be a debate, which comic is going to be selled at Klassic Komix. Eight novels was competing. Time for Nate Wright, the comic jugde, to strike:

1. “The Amazing Life of Chocbear” (guess who just likes cartoon rip -offs);

2. “Crazy – hazy Unicorns” (Where’s that girl, I can’t remember the name? Was she the author?)

3. “Brave Bryan Smith – by Bryan Smith” (Sorry, dude, but cut out autobiographies.)

4. “Oh, nuts!” (Bro, plagiarisms banned, dont’cha remember?)

5. “The Adventures of the J-Knight” (by you – know – who)

6. “Ramona’s life. High school is hell” (Nice try, girl, but one question. Which guy would like to read a soap opera?)

7. “Tricky Trio. The Villian Games” (by us!!!!)

8. “Let’s Rock!” (Who on the world would like to read a musical?! Nobody!)

Continuation in replies.

idk if anyone cares or not but uhhh

I accept most applications for SSG cult members to join :)

FINALLY IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT GOR YEARS

well, hello dunno ‘bout you but hopefully this Dnarf thing is over by the time I’m back, enjoy your day :)

something that would be funny: if someone made a cult called theSCGHHKATCSCGHHNIWA cult

(SCGHHKATCSCGHHNIWA stands for Somebody come get him, he’s killing all the children. Somebody come get him, his name is William Afton)

mi cry if debs comments on this.

Fun Fact: I was gone for one hour and I rack up with 17 notifications, and all of them are from “Sandy Caddel” and “MrBeast”

shut up debs

BNRAF = barf now right at facility {not what it really means but…im making fun of it. no offence to anyone. just for fun.} anyone else have a funny BNRAF joke?

mrs godfrey in the next strip: why u bully me

Brown-nose + Brown-nosed: caught in the act………….

Hi leo!

are you a fan of colorado then i’ll kill you

hi gina is the worst i have a classmate like gina

MY SECOND ATTEMPT OF SAVING NOTIFICATIONS STARTS…………

NOW!!!!!

ok bye bye guys

Poll: Francis or Nate for a friend?

Mrs. Godfrey gets fired. Im calling it

we have a problem with spam bots right now vote to ban Debs [BNRAF Commander]

Anybody remember the comment:

“Self Destruction

Self Ban" comment?

smile godzilla your on camera

Nightmare

plz free notifs plz

go comics comeents be like

Busted!

IMA MAKE A NEW STORY. REPLY IF YOU WISH TO BE IN IT!

People already in it because they mah frens : the man behind the slaughter, froggietothemax, & Mrbeast (just tell me if you want and don’t want to be in the story)

uhh what

Oh this is a beautiful thing right here now—what a great turn this took all of a sudden! Can’t wait for tomorrow. So busted she is.

free notifs plz :)

Oh wow. Godfrey just played faves ;-;

It’s true :/

Insert title here

Nate: Hey Mrs. Godfrey?

Mrs. Godfrey: Yes?

Nate: I want to say that you’re the be-

Mrs. Godfrey: DETENTION!!

Nate in mind: I was about to say that you’re the best teacher ever..

WOW! that’s favoritism right there!!!!

ATTEMPTS TO GET MORE NOTIFICATIONS:

Truth or Dare?

Sorry, I was doing stuff yesterday and the day before, so here we go! ARMYWAYS PART 4 ( WRNING: VIOLENCE AND SEMI LANGUGE SUCH AS CRAP, CRUD, DANG, HECK, TURD): I ducked as the ax nearly chopped off my head. I jumped out of the open door and landed on the robot arm holding the ax. “What is this arm made out of- turd?” I joked as I found my pocket knife in a pile of random stuff. “Are you making JOKES right now?” Ruby scolded. “SorRY” I said, climbing up the brick wall (not like Spiderman. There were bricks that were poking out in the wall). I jumped onto the cage. “Crud, crap, and dang,” I said. The chain holding the cage in midair was titanium. My knife could cut through it, but it would take a while. I started when the arm aimed the ax at me. I jumped when the ax swung. The ask cut through the chain, and the cage went falling, as did I. The cage landed before me, but I didn’t manage to land on it. In a word: OW! “What the heck is this floor made of?” I asked as I opened the door to the cage. “I don’t know,” Teddy said, “maybe titanium?” “Guys,” Francis butted in, “no time to find out!” “Let’s get the heck out of here!” Chad said. We ran, but when the first door opened, we figured out that we were in a (no kidding) and eighty-nine story building. I saw pairs of robot gliding wings. “Guys, c’mon,” I said. I grabbed the wings, gave everyone a robot wing, then we jumped off the building. A few seconds later, I started falling fast. A jolt of pain went through me leg. It had been shot. Again. I fell at rapid speed, as did my friends. We landed on a concrete pavement. Blood poured out my face and leg. Suddenly, I heard breathing behind us. I turned around and punched a old man into a building. “NATE!” Ruby yelled. “ARE YOU OUT OF YOU’R MIND?” “Let me rephrase the question for you, Ruby,” Teddy said. “YOU’RE OUT OF YOUR MIND!!!!!” “It’s an old man,” Francis and Chad said at the same time. “Is he?” I asked. PART 5 TOMORROW

2090 COMMENTS!? Most of them spam but still…

Oh no, I have a feeling this is going to go great or horribly wrong, I bet you can’t tell which of the 2 it’ll probably be

mrs godfrey is also the worst she is as fat as jupiter as nate would say

notification bar go vrmmm vrmm from this comment

NiceFacingReborn and Ghost_Hazy, thank you for contributing my goal to 1k like notifs. I’m already at 211 D:

Mr. Peirce, this is a penatition to remove Mrs. Godfrey from the strips. Anyone who says “I agree” counts as a signing.

poll: big Nate or garfield

AHA

I added a page on the wiki

eVERYBODY STOP ALL THIS NONSENSE WITH GROUPS AND WAR. STOP STOP STOP STOP

A spammer has been detected. Evacuate the facility and an escape helicopter landed outside Zone Three.

See you at BC!

Man I’m almost at 300 and this is my first day of saving up likes! 295.

we have that

BUSTED

Someone else who needs a life.

Hi guys there will not be a story today, sry I was really busy it will be out tomorrow!

Poll: should I change my profile picture and name

Most comments I’ve ever seen on a single comic strip

With the increasing amount of spam and just plain nonsense in the comments, I’m not going to be able to continue trying to read comments on Big Nate. It just takes too much time and it’s frustrating. So I’m sorry for any birthdays I will miss, or ideas I might have liked and commented on. I just hope that they don’t shut down the comments completely because of all this nonsense. I’ll still read Big Nate every day, and I send good wishes to the true fans!

174 notifs, not stopping anytime soon!

Hi

Still. Lina wonder what is going to happen

plz free notifs (the way I can get a lot is by liking/replying every comment I make)

How are you?

Nate would be proud of me, since I was eating some Cheez Doodles (Cheetos) of my own when I started reading today’s strip—and ALL the comments …

Lovely world

https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/2014/06/14

that comment section gives me cancer. every single generation has awful music and good music

Wow. Nate gave the exact same proposal and Mrs Godfrey didn’t even listen, but when Gina gave it she listened immediately. She’s actually a bad teacher – teachers shouldn’t have a bias (or, if they do have one, they shouldn’t make it obvious).

1000+ Comments

1058th comment!

1059th comment

1040th commet and @abdullcfc07 and @VitaliyMilentii are lying there are only 1040 comments

More comments then the first comic