Prickly City by Scott Stantis for March 11, 2021

And it’s getting lower and lower as we speak!!

“Never interfere with an enemy, when they are in the process of destroying themselves!” (Napoleon Bonaparte)

How low can you go?

Did you ever have to make up your mind?

Pick up on one and leave the other one behind

It’s not often easy, and not often kind

Did you ever have to make up your mind?

Did you ever have to finally decide?

Say yes to one and let the other one ride

There’s so many changes, and tears you must hide

Did you ever have to finally decide?

John Sebastian

On the plus side, the libertarians wouldn’t storm the Capital if they lost an election. They are very used to that result.

Ya know, Stantis, Republicans* are not a whole lot different from what they were 12 years ago, when their hatred of a black man being president became their core value.

And before that, LYING about Iraq in order to invade. And kept LYING about the reasons and the results ever since.

And before that, impeaching Clinton for trumped up reasons.

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The Messiah has just coalesced all these forces, especially the racism. The racism and lying have grown since Nixon and have supported the ever growing corruption. It has gotten to the point that Republicans* are very suspicious of any politician who is not corrupt.

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#TraitorTrump was also innovative in that he added Treason to the mix.

Meanwhile, the Democrats are addressing the nation’s problems.

“Independent Progressive”

—Just minutes after the House of Representatives passed President Biden’s coronavirus-relief bill, an emotional Rand Paul said that he was “deeply saddened to see the government helping people.”

Despite his best efforts “to keep this dark day from happening,” Paul said that soon the government would be interfering in people’s lives by sending them money to pay their bills.

“In a matter of days, people will be eating food—just as, history tells us, people did under Communism,” he warned.

In closing, Paul castigated his Senate colleagues who voted for the bill, accusing them of “ushering in a dangerous new era of Washington politicians intrusively abetting people’s efforts to survive.”

“You have broken your most solemn oath, which is, ‘First, do no good,’ ” he said.

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(The Borowitz Report {Satire})

Have a great day my friends.

Don’t worry, little Negro girl. There’ll always be a place for you at their table. Busing dishes.

Time for a new party.

Um, shouldn’t that be a high bar? As in, you really need to make an effort to be kookier than the GQP?

Ah yes, the Libertarian Party.

Losing elections in a landslide since 1972.

Lower than the bottom of the grand canyon! Lower than the bottom of the Mariana Trench!

Racist lying Republicans are crazy.

Libertarians are in the Republican Party right now.