Bozo by Foxo Reardon for July 21, 2021

1 – “Notice how the eyes on the towel follow you around the room. It’s spooky.”

1 Hard to soap up when you’re covered up.

2 Next time, KNOCK!

3 This is why they usually assign fat cops to Bozo’s case.

2 Bozann is about to walk in.

I want a set of embroidered Umbrella Guy bath sheet towels.

Ten blocks?

I thought the police had some sort of fitness requirement

1. Well, it’s called the bath robe for a reason.

2. Looks like Bozo is now president of the Umbrella Guy brand towel company.

3. After the bankruptcy of the towel company, Bozo is back on the streets. Lean cop doesn’t haves the stamina needed to keeps up with Bozo.

1/ Putting Umbrella Guy’s image on a bath towel is getting a little too personal, I think.

2/ Doesn’t she know that Bozann is the only one allowed to go in there unannounced?

3/ The new rookie cop hasn’t learned all of Bozo’s tricks yet.

Nothing like a nice Fuzzy towel after a bath.

A police officer I worked with when he was younger used to chase young drug users through the back alleys, parks, and any where he could chase them. He knew most of them by their street names. Naturally the young guys usually out ran him laughing and taunting him. But after a few months those “juvies” were slowing down. When he would finally catch them, he reminded them of how fast they were a month ago, and how they taunted him. His phrase of before the drugs you left me in the dust, now that dope has you being drugged to jail. He and other officers would go into the projects and play basketball with the youths……

Hopefully Bozo will be able to “Iron Out” the office rules with his secretary. Now he would be brought up on sexual harassment charges.

One minute you’re a president, next minute the police are after you….hmmm?

All I can say is, thank goodness he’s clearly holding an iron in the second strip.

1. Clearly Bozo is a fan of Umbrella Guy or perhaps just of the U. G. line of bathroom accessories that were all the rage at that time.

I still maintain Bozo is a poor man who sometimes disguises himself as a rich man, and I think today’s sequence proves it.

He is too poor to pay the bills and got the hot water shut off, but he disguised himself as a rich man so successfully he got hired as president of a company, but unfortunately his poor man’s habit of ironing his only suit of clothes as if he didn’t have employees to do that for him (and other clothes to wear while it was done) gave him away and after the secretary walked in on his naked ironing he got fired and got the police after him, but even though he couldn’t outrun the long-legged policeman his cleverness enabled him to escape.

1) Taking a bath Bozo finds the temperature too cold so he gets in in his robe. (Rule of Funny makes you do strange things.)

2) Bozo is president of some business with "Private on the door. The beautiful secretary goes in and comes out red faced. (Bozo was ironing his pants and is pointing to the “Private” on the door to remind her.)

3) A bean pole sized cop is running after Bozo who isn’t even winded while the cop is taking giant strides and Bozo hides in one as the cop can barely make it to the end of the street puzzled that Bozo is now gone.

That was one huge jump over the entirety of January and most of Feburary.

3. Officer Francis Muldoon lost both his police vehicle and the alleged perp he was chasing. “Car 54, and Bozo, where are you?”