Bozo by Foxo Reardon for November 27, 2021

1 Looks like Bozo may have to miss the lumberjack games.

2 You’d think a big tipper like that would be seated at a table further from the kitchen.

3 Looks like Bozo may not make the World Series either.

1. Reminds me of the old joke where a bull finds a lost glove in the grass and runs after the cows yelling: “Ladies! Ladies! Psst! But I think one of you lost her bra!”

2. Reminds me of no joke but is funny anyway

3. Reminds me of the old parents wisdom: “Be sure you never let your stuff lie around!”

1. “No, no, officer, no. I is not Jax the axe-ripper.”

2. Bozo always such a generous tipper

3. This is why we never puts the bat on the ground while running in cricket.

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And yes of course, a big thumbs up and a big applause for Foxo’s marvellous masterpiece, the picturesque pantomime called BOZO, a wonderful wordless wonder, the best drawn funnies I has ever seen.

Bozo’s got an interesting approach to hitting: Take a right-handed swing from the left-handed batter’s box. Very innovative and ahead of its time.

#3: Bozo’s attempt at an inside-the-park homerun is thwarted when he trips over his own bat!

1) He shouldn’t have axed. 2) But did he tip himself? 3) Batter down and out.

Good deed undone. Good feed all done. Good run not done. Time for bed Bozo. Try again tomorrow.

That first one is hilarious. It looks like he has a chopped off hand and now he wants hers.

For all the attention paid to open carry axe haulers, the city is in the grip of a wave of umbrella-related crime.

SPO GO and ORTS ODS ought to team up, you know?

1. Bozo said, “I was trying to give her a hand”!

2. Bozo submitted a review, “The service was excellent”.

3. Easy out!

Just want to thank all Bozo followers who have bought a my book, “Whistling Down the Halls,” a 260 page book that contains some 500 syndicated Bozo strips out of approx 800 cartoons by Foxo Reardon. With Christmas less than a month away, it would make a great gift. Available at amazon and other online outlets and from its publisher BearManor Media. Many thanks!!

And this is why I learned long ago to toss the bat off to the 1st base side, although a good plate umpire will toss it out of the way.

1) Glove of Gory: A lovely lady drops her glove. Bozo coming out of a hardware store sees it scoops it up and runs toward the woman who flees in terror. He’s still carrying the axe he purchased.

2) Dinner: Working at one of his jobs, this as a waiter, he slips in his own meal then pays.

3) The Batusi: Baseball, Bozo bats and drops it and runs around then trips over his own bat and is marked OUT!

¹〰 Hide the axe behind your back and maybe no one will get suspicious.

²〰 And don’t forget to leave a review on YELP.

³〰 So that’s why the batter always throws the bat!