Bozo by Foxo Reardon for September 01, 2022

1 A very popular flavor to have to sink so low, eh Bozo?

2 Umbrella Guy just makes it look so easy, eh Bozo? But at least it’s the right direction.

3 Umbrella Guy got a gig as a pinboy. Too bad Bozo crossed the fowl line.

#3: Back in the days of the human pinsetters!

3 Do you suppose that Bozo’s into curling?

•1• The ice cream shop has a new flavor!

•2• Getting a ride the hard way!

•3• Bozo, I think you’ve made a new rule!

1. OOPS scoops

1. Even life’s most embarrassing times can have an upside. The cigar may, or may not, work with the flavor he chose. 3. You just know Bowling Ball Drones are an eventuality. A.I. guidance would take all the challenge out of. But it wouldn’t interrupt the pizza and beer.

1. Now Bozo has eyes cream.

2. Bozo get hit by ambulance.

3. Bozo invent new sport of hockey bowling.

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Notice the first strip today, me friends. You may have seen many ice cream counters in many gags a day comics, but has you seen anything from this angle? How many cartoonists can get this done in such proper perspective?

Just a small example of the wonderful works of a master of perspective artwork. And this is why me calls BOZO the best drawn best funnies.

Wonderful wordless wonders that tell funny tales without saying a word. Only a master cartoonist could have accomplished such work for so many years. And even today after all the years decades, they still entertain excellently.

So yes of course, another big thumbs up, big applause, and three cheers once again for the marvellous master cartoonist FoXo’s magnificent masterpiece, the most pleasant picturesque pantomime, the ever entertaining ever energetic ever excellent evergreen entertainer BOZO!

But despite the splendid creative calibre, neither BOZO nor FoXo are much known or remembered these days.

Spread the word, friends, so that BOZO can spread more joy and sheer cheer to more!

1. Ice SCREAM 2. Thumb Bum-p 3. Strike Spike

1) Bozo ends up diving right into the flavor of the day!

2) That’s one way to hitch a ride, not necessarily the best one, though.

3) Bozo attempts to invent a new sport: BowlCurling!

1. Submersion

2. Contusions

3. Artifice

Bozo is all fouled up today in one way or another. :)

Dipper diving. Hitch in the hiking. Curler strike. I heard that they sometimes transport VIP’s by ambulance around Seoul in order to avoid traffic. Just a rumor.

Walter can yell “Over the line!” this time and there would be no debate.

1) He went in the hole to purchase that ice cream

2) Speaking of going in the hole… a cab would have been way cheaper, B

3) Holes? I don’t need no stinking holes!

Random aside #543: I came of age way after automatic pin machines were the norm. Now I’m at an age where I remember when bowling was the norm. Currently, we may be down to three commercial bowling alleys in my metro area (not counting small private ones, like the one in my old boss’ basement — yes, it was regulation; yes, he was a millionaire many times over). I remember bowling tournaments every weekend that used to attract hundreds of bowlers; now there might be one of those per season.

1) ICECREAM IN THE HOLE: Looking for his favorite flavor (mulberry) Bozo looks down the hole too closely and falls in! (Beware of frozen white rabbits in a weskit.)

2) CAR TAG: Bozo needs a ride. Getting too close he ends up getting an expensive ride in an ambulance!

3) CURL BOWLING: Starting a variation on bowling, Bozo edges the ball to a strike!

1. Kids, don’t try this at home and the nearest Baskin Robbins!

2. Hitchhiking is dangerous, otherwise your ride will be in an ambulance.

3. Bozo cheated at bowling.