Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for February 27, 2021

I hope he at least gets some spice out of this deal. Hard to complain about hair growing out of weird places after seeing this. In one ear and out the other. What? I hear voices…

the worms crawl in, the worms crawl out

The worms play pinochle on your snout

They eat your eyes, they eat your noes

They eat the jelly between your toes

That is one CONFUSED tapeworm.

If the ring fits, kiss him.

If there’s tapeworm guts, the ape squirms.

If the box holds a diamondback snake,

Feed the tapeworm to show that you aren’t worthy.

Maybe on Mayday.

How can he speak? His pet tapeworm has already eaten his small brain. It is over there puking from the bad taste.

My hookworm refuses to answer

I might be ok if I can get out of the fourth panel and into the fifth.

Looks more like an earworm.

Who would want to tape a worm?

Who would want to to tape a duck?

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The tape worm is actually the brains of their partnership.

Looks like pretty big gauge for mental floss, mister.

…now you can get your earworm on tape…

… I got a brand new pair of roller skates and you got a brand new key…

…we will we will rock you…

…comet it makes your teeth turn green …

…McDonald’s is my kinda place…

…baby shark do do do doot do do do do do…

i am nauseated by your earworm

Gummy tape worm.

Me and my tapeworm,

Scrolling down the Internet,

Me and my tapeworm,

Not a surveillance pickle to (what rhymes with Internet?) . . .

Your attempt at social interaction is hereby acknowledged, but must say I’m better on the inside than you look on the outside…!

Tapeworms were a diet fad in Victorian times

Latest upstart looking to dethrone twitter.

Well, now we know what passes for brains in his neck of the woods…

Helps explain how he became known as an airhead.

I like a tapeworm with brains (and maybe a nice Chianti). BTW, impressive mustache!

I’m just fine; just a little jealous of your grand tapeworm….

She had a tape worm in her, in her

She was growing thinner, thinner…