Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for February 28, 2021

We? Wee? I hope there are no puddles on the floor somewhere in between.

Is this the subliminal poetry part? Jiminy Christmas!

Imagine there’s no plumage

It’s easy if you try

No lame below us

above us only pie

we we we, all the way home

Miss him. Maybe he will think that is nice.

Dear Teresa

Thank you for reminding us it’s mighty nice to be important, but more important to be nice.

Sincerely,

Rotifer’s Mother

P.S. Those two nice gentlemen are just friends, right?

My Favorite Part™ was not (ᴄʀɪᴄᴋᴇᴛs).

It was something else, but definitely NOT (ᴄʀɪᴄᴋᴇᴛs).

(oh who the hell am I kidding it was (ᴄʀɪᴄᴋᴇᴛs))

Poetry and cute girls makes the world spin round.

i am the walrus……

If I am I because I am I, and you are you because you are you, then I am I and you are you. But if I am I because you are you and you are you because I am I, then I am not I and you are not you!As quoted in Tales of the Hasidim : The Later Masters (1948) by Martin Buber as translated by Olga Marx

When togetherness gets too together, keep your mouth shut. But you’ll still have to figure out how to disentangle.

Mentally marking all the exits.

Taking leave of your senses.

… this is why men don’t share…

…I could never do this…

…one…

…I don’t think I could get in that position…

…and two…

…I don’t think I could get up out of it…

…he heard crickets chirping but was hoping for Frogs Applauding…

…Ted immediately knew that he should had led with the pleated skirt…

…Jim wished Ted would had led with the pleaded skirt…

…sometimes saying nothing says it all…

…maybe if they weren’t live streaming their wedding vows…

…I swear I’ll never understand Bengal fans…

…he just wanted to put a ring on it…

Where there is no love of women, there is only love of men.

Well, there’s many a strange impulse out on the plains of West Texas

There’s many a young boy who feels things he can’t comprehend

And a small town don’t like it when somebody falls between sexes

No, a small town don’t like it when a cowboy has feelings for men

And I believe to my soul that inside every man, there’s the feminine

And inside every lady, there’s a deep manly voice loud and clear

Well, a cowboy may brag about things that he’s done with his women

But the ones who brag loudest are the ones that are most likely queer

Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other

Say, what do you think all them saddles and boots was about?

And there’s many a cowboy who don’t understand the way that he feels for his brother

And inside every cowboy, there’s a lady that’d love to slip out

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Cowboys Are Frequently Secretly Fond of Each Other

Song by Willie Nelson

Life is a pretzel.

Steely Dan

Where silence amounts to assent. Pretty sweet strip today. (Is it okay to all today’s strip a strip?) I’m with Rotifer re the crickets.

Really? Y’all being Happy Together in front of my CaFfEiNe…? Pass the sugar …!

Say little and say it well.

Is this one of those ink blot tests? Frogschach ?

Cartoon caption

I imagine this is Teresa saying, “Don’t f#ck with my comic GoComics!”

or, as I said the other day…

If Rotifer doesn’t stop circling the lasagna I brought to the picnic, Imma kick him in the nuts!

Poetry in motion.

Motion pictures and reciting Longfellow …

Frog named Spot doing and dining a kix show for a buck a laugh. Applause Extra.

Two guys, maybe brothers, playing Rock the Cradle, with amusing verse, no less! It seems the guy on our right, though,[ (crickets) guy] is Not Amused, being rather Victorian in his public attitude.

Assuredly, however, those Proper Victorians had their seamy underside, as we all know full-well. So, whatever you take away from today’s Frog Applause, just don’t drop it on my lawn!