Much too late to “retrieve” his reputation.
Here, fetch this!!!
Fake throw his halo for him a few hundred times.
Oh-Oh! Guess, there’s not a dog’s chance for me to come to heaven, too
Send him to fake heaven.
Dang. I never knews talking doggies were in charge over there.
Actually it was the times that he only pretended to throw the stick that caused the problem.
“Would a song and dance do it?”
Is he in the right place? This place looks like it’s for the dogs.
Now, who’s (not) a good boy?
It’s … it’s … The plaid shirt again!
Fake throwing a stick is lying to a creature who trusts you absolutely and adores you completely. And you’re lying to them so you can laugh at them for trusting you.
I have no false hope for a heaven. Good thing i do not believe in rewards.
“And there’s another thing… You’ve been spelling my name backward!”
And don’t expect any open arms at the cat gate. Those excessive games of laser pointing on the wall got really old with them.
Maybe you should try Hog heaven.
Luckily for you there is a loophole in paragraph 7… you were throwing fake sticks! :>)
Don’t all those treats count in my favor ?
If there are no dogs nor cats allowed in Heaven, then send me where they go – I’d rather be with them than any human being I’ve ever met.
I’m an insomniac agnostic dyslexic. I lie awake at night, wondering if there is a Dog.
SHAKEDOWNVILLE over 3 years ago
Much too late to “retrieve” his reputation.
SHIVA over 3 years ago
Here, fetch this!!!
amethyst52 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Fake throw his halo for him a few hundred times.
in-dubio-pro-rainbow over 3 years ago
Oh-Oh! Guess, there’s not a dog’s chance for me to come to heaven, too
Pickled Pete over 3 years ago
Send him to fake heaven.
Gent over 3 years ago
Dang. I never knews talking doggies were in charge over there.
The Reader Premium Member over 3 years ago
Actually it was the times that he only pretended to throw the stick that caused the problem.
Doug K over 3 years ago
“Would a song and dance do it?”
Is he in the right place? This place looks like it’s for the dogs.
Gameguy49 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Now, who’s (not) a good boy?
Andrew Moore over 3 years ago
It’s … it’s … The plaid shirt again!
Ed The Red Premium Member over 3 years ago
Fake throwing a stick is lying to a creature who trusts you absolutely and adores you completely. And you’re lying to them so you can laugh at them for trusting you.
formathe over 3 years ago
I have no false hope for a heaven. Good thing i do not believe in rewards.
Francis Lapeyre Premium Member over 3 years ago
“And there’s another thing… You’ve been spelling my name backward!”
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
And don’t expect any open arms at the cat gate. Those excessive games of laser pointing on the wall got really old with them.
cuzinron47 over 3 years ago
Maybe you should try Hog heaven.
Impkins Premium Member over 3 years ago
Luckily for you there is a loophole in paragraph 7… you were throwing fake sticks! :>)
christelisbetty over 3 years ago
Don’t all those treats count in my favor ?
ChrisTrey over 3 years ago
If there are no dogs nor cats allowed in Heaven, then send me where they go – I’d rather be with them than any human being I’ve ever met.
paullp Premium Member over 3 years ago
I’m an insomniac agnostic dyslexic. I lie awake at night, wondering if there is a Dog.