Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 18, 2021

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    FreihEitner Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    14% cologne?

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    Superfrog  almost 4 years ago

    Those records should have been frozen.

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    mddshubby2005  almost 4 years ago

    No magic? Not related to Frosty, then.

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    blunebottle  almost 4 years ago

    I would have expected 98% precipitation…

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    blunebottle  almost 4 years ago

    Turns out he’s not all white, but a mixed breed…

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    Imagine  almost 4 years ago

    Check for yellow spots.

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    bdpoltergeist Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    where is the top hat?

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    Charliegirl Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    How insulting.

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    Gent  almost 4 years ago

    Now we knows why doggies likes to lick you.

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    PaulAbbott2  almost 4 years ago

    Toilet water or Eau de Toilette?

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    in-dubio-pro-rainbow  almost 4 years ago

    Now he’s PONDering about what to to with this information he just has sOAKed up. What if he carrot live with that? Will his last cry be “Rosepuddle”? What’s it all about with this COALescence? Aaah! So what! Water is water!

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    GreenT267  almost 4 years ago

    What percent plastic? Over 400 million tons of plastic are produced each year. Plastic doesn’t biodegrade; it breaks down into smaller and smaller pieces of plastic. Microplastics (any plastic less than 5mm or 0.2" in size) are now found in fresh water, sea water, drinking water, waste water and rain water.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 4 years ago

    Sooooo, I’m a drip?

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    Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr.  almost 4 years ago

    Oh, well…we can’t all be Olaf, Babycakes

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    He read that analysis, and it made his blood run cold.

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    uniquename  almost 4 years ago

    3% coal? His ancestry dates back to the dinosaurs!

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    Nuliajuk  almost 4 years ago

    I’d have thought 100% frozen sky water.

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    hoffquotes2  almost 4 years ago

    What about dog urine?

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    Another Take  almost 4 years ago

    Free Will: 0%

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    megerkey  almost 4 years ago

    Well that explains the blue birth mark on my side.

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    mistercatworks  almost 4 years ago

    Snow comes from the sky.

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    chief tommy  almost 4 years ago

    Toilet water? They better check their their pipes

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    Stocky One  almost 4 years ago

    No dog pee??!

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    Stocky One  almost 4 years ago

    And to add insult to injury, some kid is going to come around and kick him right in the snowballs!

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    DondiDoo  almost 4 years ago

    100% gone by spring

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    cuzinron47  almost 4 years ago

    At least it doesn’t include sewage.

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