Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 16, 2021

Also, there aren’t any food and drink stains on the shirt and sweatpants.

I was kinda enjoying staying home – it didn’t last very long.

And it’s harder now that Spring is in the air.

Where are the yoga mats that are only used once a month.

oy, vey

And what about the take-out food containers?

What about the weighing machine…you look too skinny from lockdown…

He doesn’t have to pile up wine bottles; he has easy access to the bars!

The giant containers of cheese balls from CostCo are missing

Where is the long hair and beard?

Open nation coming soon…

Or beer bottles.

In response to the middle panel…what do you mean “we?”

I have learned to cook some good food. I tend the kitchen, watch youtube “How to” videos, cut my own hair, of course, read and comment on Gocomics.com.

I can really do without the TV news showing the injections every frixing evening.

More likely wine boxes.

No chance here in South Africa of accumulating wine bottles etc. Our lockdown was very strict. Level three allowed the liquor stores to open Mondays to Thursdays. Before that they were completely closed. Same with cigarette sales.

His ankle should be attached to the computer. The ole Zoom and Chain.

Rat is after Steph’s job.

The invisible masks are a nice addition!

Actually, I don’t notice it when I’m working at home, but I definitely feel restricted when I go anywhere else.

haha

sounds about right…

The only exception for me is my sweats are blue and I wear sandals so the bottom of my socks don’t get filthy and require a wash.

Just hang in there, folks.

where’s the mask?

Huh. Just think about Anne Frank, living in an attic for years, no cell phone, no tv, no computer, no games, no Amazon, no kindle, no. . .

“Pandemics rule! More lockdowns, please!” — Sincerely, National Association of Alcoholic Beverage Producers

I retired in 2004, the lockdown really hasn’t changed my life much. Moved last year and re-planting our orchard will keep me busy through the Spring.

don’t you mean whine bottles?

Where is the long hair and beard?

Where are the garbage cans overflowing with garbage because everyone is too lazy to care?

What will Pastis when we are past this pandemic?

Must have cleaned them up …..what was I thinking?

It’s not like you’re locked up in prison. Sheesh

I’ve been retired for 8 years, although I pick up a free-lance assignment once-in-a-while, – this is accomplished at home on the computer – so the covid-19 lockdown didn’t have too much impact. I don’t go out much, anyway. I’m perfectly content to putter around our home in the city or cottage out in the country.

I suppose that if I was 26 instead of 76 the restrictions would bother me a helluva lot more.

Does this mean it should be “Merlot does more than Milton can…”?

Musketel — it’s not just for breakfast anymore.

Good Late Morning Readers make sure you stay healthy to keep reading the comics

“Let me out! My only crime is eating!” – The Goons, “Raspberry Song”

Am I really that much of a weirdo? I haven’t been drinking anything with alcohol in it. I haven’t even wanted to.

humanity is spoiled rotten these days… could be Thanos was right

I just shaved off about 2 months of growth yesterday…I am simultaneously disappointed and relieved that I am seemingly incapable of growing a John Lennon hippie beard…

You can never have too much whine.

My life changed for around two-three weeks until our corner butcher re-opened. Now it’s almost the same, except I haven’t seen my cousins, aunts or uncles or grandma for a while.

Isn’t Rat more of a beer man?

I’m more of a beer guy.

Enough of the Covid downer stuff. We have seen and shared enough misery over a year now. Do your part. Cut us some slack with some non Covid humor.PLEASE…….

Wine bottles fill the recycling bin. Pick-up weekly, always full.

I am fairly diligent about disposing of my empty wine bottles.

And barring (pardon the term) a resurgence of the Covid, quarantine seems to be about to wane, at least in my region….

Left out the MASKS!

Oh yea, that’s the truth!

so true tho lol :)

● empty wine bottles: ✅

● long hair (haven’t had a haircut in a year): ✅

● full beard: ✅

● Would prefer to see corona virus getting smaller and smaller in our rear view mirrors: ✅ ✅. Oh, yeah!

jesse rutherford jacket