April 13, 2018
April 17, 2018
Enter him in the “demolition” derby.
It will send you flying alright. But only once and in every direction at once.
“Now watch closely; I’m only going to do this once.”
His retirement plan is now fully vested.
Say Allah Akbar three times and adios amigo!
Use the gavel, judge.
3… 2… 1… BLASTOFF!
Soon to be (like) Achmed? (except that he’s no dummy – but he is)
He will leave a lasting impression.
in the end he thought the trial was a blast…
Is ACME written on that thing anywhere?
“I spent a lot of money for this and dammit, I’m going to use it.”
Bada bing bada BANG!
Well, it will send you up…..
“And I keep pressing this little button, but nothing happens!”
It may not be a jet-pack but you’re sure to get a blast out of it!
Someone sold him road flares with a switch and he thought it was a jetpack? :)
The bad puns for this one exploded.
The Heaven Jet pack…
The jet pack business is booming.
Pretty sure you could still use it to quickly “leave” the courthouse.
He got it off Craig’s list from someone named Wiley.
Maybe he just said it’ll get you to another place in a hurry.
SHAKEDOWNVILLE over 3 years ago
Enter him in the “demolition” derby.
Imagine over 3 years ago
It will send you flying alright. But only once and in every direction at once.
eromlig over 3 years ago
“Now watch closely; I’m only going to do this once.”
Digital Frog over 3 years ago
His retirement plan is now fully vested.
Leojim over 3 years ago
Say Allah Akbar three times and adios amigo!
Superfrog over 3 years ago
Use the gavel, judge.
The Reader Premium Member over 3 years ago
3… 2… 1… BLASTOFF!
Doug K over 3 years ago
Soon to be (like) Achmed? (except that he’s no dummy – but he is)
will over 3 years ago
He will leave a lasting impression.
gopher gofer over 3 years ago
in the end he thought the trial was a blast…
lv2sew over 3 years ago
Is ACME written on that thing anywhere?
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member over 3 years ago
“I spent a lot of money for this and dammit, I’m going to use it.”
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
Bada bing bada BANG!
brick10 over 3 years ago
Well, it will send you up…..
Indianapolis Smith over 3 years ago
“And I keep pressing this little button, but nothing happens!”
Gameguy49 Premium Member over 3 years ago
It may not be a jet-pack but you’re sure to get a blast out of it!
mistercatworks over 3 years ago
Someone sold him road flares with a switch and he thought it was a jetpack? :)
the lost wizard over 3 years ago
The bad puns for this one exploded.
paranormal over 3 years ago
The Heaven Jet pack…
StephenRice over 3 years ago
The jet pack business is booming.
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
Pretty sure you could still use it to quickly “leave” the courthouse.
cuzinron47 over 3 years ago
He got it off Craig’s list from someone named Wiley.
whahoppened over 3 years ago
Maybe he just said it’ll get you to another place in a hurry.