FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for April 30, 2021

nice knowing you, Jason

The movie just got a lot more interesting

Now the horror REALLY begins!

Be sure you get good footage of Jason getting the crap beat out of him Marcus. It will make the movie even better.

Tomorrow’s cartoon has a restricted rating because of extreme violence.

The good news (For Jason) is Page is not a witch who will take his soul and cook his flesh up like Baba Yaga, Old Lady Stoskopf, Frau Holle or Agnes Nutter.

I never got the memo that my job as a younger brother was to torment my older sister. We just sort of ignored each other.

looks like we will see the Paige the witch using her magic on her now helpless victims. :D

been nice knowing you, Jason!

This is one IQ test Jason failed.

The answer will hit you in a few moments, Jason.

Now it’s a horror movie.

My older brother used to torment my younger sister until she bit his leg and left a tooth in his jeans.

Now we skip to the bloody murder scene……

She’s about to wring your neck

Grand Moff Paige Tarken?