Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for March 20, 2021

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    GreasyOldTam  over 3 years ago

    Brewster and Agent X: twins, separated at birth.

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 3 years ago

    And then he prints them out again and burns them again, just to be sure.

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    rekam Premium Member over 3 years ago

    And of course we all know he merely had to delete them.

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    LookingGlass Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Bureaucracy at its finest!! In order to “save” money, we’ll spend more to save less!!

    /SNARK/

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    kaffekup   over 3 years ago

    “Why don’t you just burn the hard drive?”

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    FreihEitner Premium Member over 3 years ago

    And after burning the printouts, he swallows them.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member over 3 years ago

    print them, shred them, then burn them

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    Zykoic  over 3 years ago

    I wipe my hard drive clean with Pledge.

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    David OBrien  over 3 years ago

    Is that why they call it “polishing it off” ?

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    Doug K  over 3 years ago

    After reading the file (or having the computer read it to him), how about, “This file will self-destruct in 5 seconds …”

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    RLG Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Just remember to make 3 copies for the archive first.

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    Sanspareil  over 3 years ago

    Agent x is so old school! he needs to be replaced with agent Y, or agent Z

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    tudza Premium Member over 3 years ago

    No displays, just a DECWriter, poor bastard.

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    Gent  over 3 years ago

    And I thought you burns them on a CD. Oh waitsaminute.

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    Lawrence.S  over 3 years ago

    “And I get a few files so secret I have to burn them before I try to read them.”

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    chuckcork1  over 3 years ago

    The Onion already parodied Trump’s boys doing that, printing out there dads emails and then burning them so there would be no trace of wrongdoing.

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    gantech  over 3 years ago

    It’s like the old joke about the two guys working beside the street. One would furiously dig a hole, and the second would fill it right back in. then they’d move to the next spot and do it all over again. When asked what they were doing, one said, “Well, there’s supposed to be three of us, but the guy who plants the tree is out sick today.”

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    Michael G.  over 3 years ago

    Top Secret: Burn before reading!

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    trainnut1956  over 3 years ago

    Sensitive files? They must be SJWs.

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    joegeethree  over 3 years ago

    Wow! Brewster made a valid point.

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    blakerl  over 3 years ago

    Oh if you really want to destroy Sensitive files, put them on the internet. With in a week or two of being rewritten and distorted, it will just become another conspiracy theory. No-one will believe it to be true.

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    orville rodentbaker  over 3 years ago

    Sounds like that oxymoron “government intelligence” would be in full effect.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Ummmm…sure.

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    Csaw Backnforth  over 3 years ago

    After reading them, does he also have to erase his memory of it? I believe the Men in Black have a device that can do that.

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    bakana  over 3 years ago

    Burning the Computer releases too many horrible Toxins, so he has to burn Paper.

    And, now that all the paper is coated in Flame Retardant, it’s getting more and more Difficult.

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    geese28  over 3 years ago

    Wonder who else’s computer X has?

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    DCBakerEsq  over 3 years ago

    Attorney client communications are confidential. And privileged.

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    The Orange Mailman  over 3 years ago

    I have a question for any grammar nazis who read this comment. Does a question mark belong after Brewster’s sentence? Something beginning with “I thought” seems to be to be more of a statement and less of a question.

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    InquireWithin  over 3 years ago

    His computer will self-destruct in 5 seconds (turns out they were using Exchange server.)

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